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Emily Sorokes
@emilysorokes.bsky.social
Sarcastic optimist. Beer lover.
#gobills #gobonnies
Out for 2025
- Getting mad at the group chat

In for 2025
- Do Not Disturb mode, mute button
January 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Is “a watched ellipsis never sends” the modern day equivalent of “a watched pot never boils”?
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November 21, 2024 at 7:17 PM
So the TV doctor who told us to take garcinia cambogia pills to lose weight is now in charge of…? Oh.
November 20, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Waiting for 4:25 Sunday is reminding me of:
- double checking your phone to make sure your flight is 5pm not 5am
- being nervous for your road test that’s two weeks away
- waiting all summer to see your crush on the first day of school

What else? ⬇️🦬
November 15, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Fully expecting switching to Blue Sky to solve all of my problems. That’s how this works right?
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 PM