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Emily 🍁nderson
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she/her • aroace • your friendly neighborhood crazy cat lady and mad scientist 🐈🧪

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Oh it’s such a beautiful sight to see! 🥰

Plus it’s the perfect excuse to break out one of my favorite memes!
PANEL 1: A man (with the Bengals logo superimposed over him) is hunched over in front of a car, seemingly in pain. The captaion reads, “Call the ambulance!” PANEL 2: The man stands up suddenly and reveals that not only is he perfectly fine, but he is also holding a pistol. The caption reads, “But not for me!”
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Emily “I only get homesick for the food” Anderson
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Sus things I found in my grandparents’ house: volume 7
A Reader’s Digest CD titled “Mood Music for Pleasure”, featuring an intimate picture of an older couple on the cover. The back of the CD case, which lists all of the songs in the 4-disc collection. I’m obviously not going to list them all, but let me just summarize it as such: whatever your brain thought of when you heard the words “mood music for pleasure”…that’s exactly what’s on here. No, you were right the first time. No, there is no innocent explanation. Yes, it really is that blatant.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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The front-facing Ravens logo isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

Front-facing Ravens logo:
A variant of the Baltimore Ravens logo in which the Raven is front-facing and staring directly at the viewer, as opposed to the typical side profile.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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MY FUDGE!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Omg that’s awesome!!! Congratulations!
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Same, Meditite. Same.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Take this L
L from Pokemon Legends Z-A
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Hang on I made it better
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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THE RESOURCE
The alien from Looney Tunes: the Day the Earth Blew Up bowing in front of a giant bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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KEVIN JONAS JUST RELEASED HIS FIRST SOLO SINGLE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A mass-mailing text message from The Jonas Brothers that reads: “Changing is OUT NOW! My first solo single is finally here. This song means so much to me. Thank you for listening, supporting, and being part of this journey with me. -Kevin” A 2-panel meme from Gravity Falls. PANEL ONE: The three books are lined up in a row, with the most recognizable solo titles of each Jonas Brother (“Jealous” for Nick, “Cake By the Ocean” for Joe, and “Changing” for Kevin) superimposed on the cover of each one. The caption reads: “After all these years…” PANEL TWO: Grunkle Stan(or maybe his brother? Idk, I never watched the show) looks down at the three books in awe. The caption reads: “Finally, I have them all.”
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Pulling up to the company potluck with my Bluey Kitchen Collection
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Look at the new icons for PetSmart and Target 👀

Does this mean we’re finally seeing the beginning of the end of neo-minimalism? God I hope so!!
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Call me a prude or whatever but I don’t think it’s ever justified to post about shooting someone actually, even as a joke
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I finally got the coveted “replied to by a celebrity” achievement…and it’s in reference to a poop book.

I wouldn’t have it any other way tbh.
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I’ve been awoken by many a thing that goes bump in the night, but this is the first time I’ve been awoken by a mysterious, earthquake-inducing rattle in the night.

Whatever happened in the apartment next door to cause this, pretty pretty please don’t make this a routine habit. Thank you.
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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I WILL DEFEND IT WITH MY LIFE.
A screenshot from Legends Z-A in which Zygarde hands me a pebble. The camera shows a close-up view of the pebble in my hands. The item description reads: “An ordinary pebble entrusted to you by the Pokemon known as Zygarde. It is completely unremarkable.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
A Spewpa from Pokemon Legends Z-A sitting atop a suit of armor in the Lumiose Museum. The Spewpa is sitting in such a way that it looks like the head of an armored commander.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Here he is: the sexiest man alive.

Oh and there’s some random shirtless dude too
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The ones that baffle me the most are the Spongebob ones. There’s an entire episode where characters get possessed by alien jellyfish, and their eyes turn completely black.

WHO thought it was a good idea to make Funko Pops of them when their eyes look EXACTLY like the evil alien skin-walkers??
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Emily tested, Peaches approved!
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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I did NOT have “Pokemon character canonically says fuck” on my 2025 bingo card
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: I GOT THE SPONGEBOB NICK CLICKABLE TO WORK ON WINDOWS 10

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK Y2K
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I drove home in literal Silent Hill last night
A street view image of an insanely foggy night in Cincinnati, OH. The fog is so hazy that you can barely see the other side of the street, and you can only make out cars by their headlights.
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM