Emily Kawaler
@emilykawaler.bsky.social
she/her 🌈 || bioinformatician || totally beefed it on jeopardy... twice (S39 SCC) || views are my own and largely unimpeachable || mostly sports complaints & science
Enjoy your giant teacup trophy, you’ve earned it!
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Enjoy your giant teacup trophy, you’ve earned it!
N and I have very different jobs
June 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
N and I have very different jobs
If I were to show you this firework-spangled catsuit and ask what music they were skating to, what would you guess?
…No, you idiot! You absolute buffoon! It is OBVIOUSLY a heartfelt interpretation of “Papa Can You Hear Me” from Yentl
…No, you idiot! You absolute buffoon! It is OBVIOUSLY a heartfelt interpretation of “Papa Can You Hear Me” from Yentl
January 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If I were to show you this firework-spangled catsuit and ask what music they were skating to, what would you guess?
…No, you idiot! You absolute buffoon! It is OBVIOUSLY a heartfelt interpretation of “Papa Can You Hear Me” from Yentl
…No, you idiot! You absolute buffoon! It is OBVIOUSLY a heartfelt interpretation of “Papa Can You Hear Me” from Yentl
At the rodeo at MSG
January 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
At the rodeo at MSG
McConkey's Bad Fur Day has a Championship Fur Season (shout out to my co-manager @tommy-garcia.bsky.social)
December 31, 2024 at 5:20 PM
McConkey's Bad Fur Day has a Championship Fur Season (shout out to my co-manager @tommy-garcia.bsky.social)
I didn't actually see the ritual mascot sacrifice at the end of the Pop-Tarts Bowl last year and it's actually fully horrifying?
December 29, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I didn't actually see the ritual mascot sacrifice at the end of the Pop-Tarts Bowl last year and it's actually fully horrifying?
Sometimes I think I understand how I am perceived by others, and sometimes I find that I am perceived by my own mother as an absolute lunatic
November 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Sometimes I think I understand how I am perceived by others, and sometimes I find that I am perceived by my own mother as an absolute lunatic
Checking in on that other site and...oop
October 31, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Checking in on that other site and...oop
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
August 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Kaori Sakamoto whomst?
June 4, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Kaori Sakamoto whomst?
Who’s gonna tell her
April 10, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Who’s gonna tell her
Explaining to my boss why I’ve gotten nothing done this week
April 2, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Explaining to my boss why I’ve gotten nothing done this week
N is making me leave the house! On St. Patrick’s Day! In Manhattan!!!
March 17, 2024 at 3:53 PM
N is making me leave the house! On St. Patrick’s Day! In Manhattan!!!
Playing as a barbarian this season in Diablo be like
March 3, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Playing as a barbarian this season in Diablo be like
when will my husband (code) return from the war (finish running)
February 29, 2024 at 7:24 PM
when will my husband (code) return from the war (finish running)
Gonna be on Jeopardy SCC 12/26, here is me in my shirt (which I later realized is actually a dress) and jacket (which I am wearing because wardrobe nixed everything I brought). Auspicious start? Yes I think so too
December 18, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Gonna be on Jeopardy SCC 12/26, here is me in my shirt (which I later realized is actually a dress) and jacket (which I am wearing because wardrobe nixed everything I brought). Auspicious start? Yes I think so too
Learning about mental traps in class and looking at this one all I can think is "Hooray, I'm gay! ...ah fuck, now I'm Dutch :("
December 7, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Learning about mental traps in class and looking at this one all I can think is "Hooray, I'm gay! ...ah fuck, now I'm Dutch :("
Love’s Labor’s Lost (2000)
November 21, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Love’s Labor’s Lost (2000)
Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
November 20, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Much Ado About Nothing (1993)