Emily "Polar Blair"
@emilyfrommn.bsky.social
Childfree, Roller Skater, and Generic Idiot
Pinned
What if I am stupid, but I am too stupid to know I am stupid?
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Now’s the time to lace up your skates and become your own roller derby hero!
Registration for the winter session of Windchill is now open!
Windchill is MNRD’s roller derby training program, and no skating experience is necessary.
Registration for the winter session of Windchill is now open!
Windchill is MNRD’s roller derby training program, and no skating experience is necessary.
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Now’s the time to lace up your skates and become your own roller derby hero!
Registration for the winter session of Windchill is now open!
Windchill is MNRD’s roller derby training program, and no skating experience is necessary.
Registration for the winter session of Windchill is now open!
Windchill is MNRD’s roller derby training program, and no skating experience is necessary.
Reposted by Emily "Polar Blair"
They’re splashy, they’re sassy, and they’ll pull you under…meet the newest creatures rising from the deep to join the Bodies of Water!
Witness their debut at our upcoming bout, Wizard of Ows, this Saturday! Tickets are still available, and kids ages 9 and under get in free with an adult GA ticket!
Witness their debut at our upcoming bout, Wizard of Ows, this Saturday! Tickets are still available, and kids ages 9 and under get in free with an adult GA ticket!
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
They’re splashy, they’re sassy, and they’ll pull you under…meet the newest creatures rising from the deep to join the Bodies of Water!
Witness their debut at our upcoming bout, Wizard of Ows, this Saturday! Tickets are still available, and kids ages 9 and under get in free with an adult GA ticket!
Witness their debut at our upcoming bout, Wizard of Ows, this Saturday! Tickets are still available, and kids ages 9 and under get in free with an adult GA ticket!
What if I am stupid, but I am too stupid to know I am stupid?
October 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What if I am stupid, but I am too stupid to know I am stupid?
I'm planning on attending a No Kings's event! “No Kings Minnetonka-Southwest Metro” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
No Kings Minnetonka-Southwest Metro · No Kings
**In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.**
Our peaceful movement is only getting bigger and stronger. “No kings” is more than just a slogan—it’s the foundation our nation was built upon. Bo...
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October 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I'm planning on attending a No Kings's event! “No Kings Minnetonka-Southwest Metro” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
Reposted by Emily "Polar Blair"
TERROR OF TWO CITIES, our first bout of season 22, is happening October 18th at the legendary Roy Wilkins Auditorium in downtown Saint Paul!
Doors open at 5pm with the first whistle at 6pm.
Get your tickets now: www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
Doors open at 5pm with the first whistle at 6pm.
Get your tickets now: www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
October 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
TERROR OF TWO CITIES, our first bout of season 22, is happening October 18th at the legendary Roy Wilkins Auditorium in downtown Saint Paul!
Doors open at 5pm with the first whistle at 6pm.
Get your tickets now: www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
Doors open at 5pm with the first whistle at 6pm.
Get your tickets now: www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
Me after I fix something in my house:
a man wearing sunglasses and a vest is standing in front of a row of palm trees
Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and a vest is struting in front of a row of palm trees holding a screwdriver
media.tenor.com
May 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Me after I fix something in my house:
Reposted by Emily "Polar Blair"
Minnesota Roller Derby firmly stands against the executive order on trans athletes. Trans women are women, and belong in roller derby and all sports.
You belong here, we want you here, and we don’t plan to skate without you.
You belong here, we want you here, and we don’t plan to skate without you.
February 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Minnesota Roller Derby firmly stands against the executive order on trans athletes. Trans women are women, and belong in roller derby and all sports.
You belong here, we want you here, and we don’t plan to skate without you.
You belong here, we want you here, and we don’t plan to skate without you.
Reposted by Emily "Polar Blair"
Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me
November 15, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me
My good shot from this past weekend's roller derby game
November 14, 2024 at 3:30 PM
My good shot from this past weekend's roller derby game
Wanna watch roller derby?
Minnesota Roller Derby Tickets are available for the 2024-2025 season!
Feel free to message me with questions about the game :)
www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
Minnesota Roller Derby Tickets are available for the 2024-2025 season!
Feel free to message me with questions about the game :)
www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
Tickets
TICKET INFO Payment Methods Accepted Payment can be made by credit/debit card on Ticketmaster.com or go to the Roy Wilkins Box Office on bout day. Tickets can also be purchased ahead of time during no...
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October 21, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Wanna watch roller derby?
Minnesota Roller Derby Tickets are available for the 2024-2025 season!
Feel free to message me with questions about the game :)
www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
Minnesota Roller Derby Tickets are available for the 2024-2025 season!
Feel free to message me with questions about the game :)
www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,851,671!
Good for me.
Good for me.
October 11, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,851,671!
Good for me.
Good for me.
This picture of me blocking is giving "I know what I'm doing"
August 5, 2024 at 11:56 AM
This picture of me blocking is giving "I know what I'm doing"
Just a turkey on a walk. Nothing to see here.
July 11, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Just a turkey on a walk. Nothing to see here.
Oh Hai there little fren
June 3, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Oh Hai there little fren
Do you remember my super-cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata. Do you know what I'm saying?
May 28, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Do you remember my super-cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata. Do you know what I'm saying?
Reposted by Emily "Polar Blair"
Roller derby: because bruises and sweat will solve my problems
May 20, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Roller derby: because bruises and sweat will solve my problems
Told the kids I coach that doing squats is good for the gyatt when they were complaining about the workout... they quickly changed to complaining about me saying gyatt.
May 25, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Told the kids I coach that doing squats is good for the gyatt when they were complaining about the workout... they quickly changed to complaining about me saying gyatt.
Honorable mention to my rejected recruitment idea with this picture "join roller derby, touch a butt"
📸: Bob Cox
📸: Bob Cox
May 20, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Honorable mention to my rejected recruitment idea with this picture "join roller derby, touch a butt"
📸: Bob Cox
📸: Bob Cox
Have you ever wanted to play roller derby?
Are you in the Twin Cities area?
Consider joining windchill - MN Roller Derby's training and rec league!
events.eventzilla.net/e/summer-202...
Are you in the Twin Cities area?
Consider joining windchill - MN Roller Derby's training and rec league!
events.eventzilla.net/e/summer-202...
Summer 2024 Windchill Recreational Roller Derby League Registration
Welcome to Summer 2024 Windchill Registration!!
Below is all the information you will need to…
events.eventzilla.net
May 20, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Have you ever wanted to play roller derby?
Are you in the Twin Cities area?
Consider joining windchill - MN Roller Derby's training and rec league!
events.eventzilla.net/e/summer-202...
Are you in the Twin Cities area?
Consider joining windchill - MN Roller Derby's training and rec league!
events.eventzilla.net/e/summer-202...
I don't often jump the apex... but when I do, I look like I'm gonna throw up.
February 20, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I don't often jump the apex... but when I do, I look like I'm gonna throw up.
Reposted by Emily "Polar Blair"
My Roller Derby League is (and more specifically- I am) doing a polar plunge! My insanity has told me it will be a good idea to jump in a freezing lake this Saturday!
Help sponsor our team by donating to Special Olympics MN at the link below:
Reg.plungemn.org/team/mnrollerderby
Help sponsor our team by donating to Special Olympics MN at the link below:
Reg.plungemn.org/team/mnrollerderby
Plunge MN :: Team MN Roller Derby
Show your support for team MN Roller Derby & the Polar Plunge by making a donation on their fundraising profile!
Reg.plungemn.org
January 23, 2024 at 3:24 PM
My Roller Derby League is (and more specifically- I am) doing a polar plunge! My insanity has told me it will be a good idea to jump in a freezing lake this Saturday!
Help sponsor our team by donating to Special Olympics MN at the link below:
Reg.plungemn.org/team/mnrollerderby
Help sponsor our team by donating to Special Olympics MN at the link below:
Reg.plungemn.org/team/mnrollerderby
I like to pretend I am cool by playing roller derby 😎
January 19, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I like to pretend I am cool by playing roller derby 😎
When a stranger asked about kids today, I answered with information about my pets. "Yes. Two girls. Aged 7 and 13." It's fine if my kids are a crazy dog and a kind-of-mean cat... especially when I don't feel like explaining that I'm a grown woman buying plushies for myself.
January 2, 2024 at 2:28 AM
When a stranger asked about kids today, I answered with information about my pets. "Yes. Two girls. Aged 7 and 13." It's fine if my kids are a crazy dog and a kind-of-mean cat... especially when I don't feel like explaining that I'm a grown woman buying plushies for myself.