And then it turns out you’re a replicant!

This argument is just one of those fake owls people put up to scare away birds.

commercials from other countries…. Well, not connected to any communal jokes, but here’s a good Houston one from my childhood, one of many such commercials that are lodged in my memory

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Meat slop as opposed to clanker slop

A password! And ppl will be like “oh you didn’t dress up” & I will be like “I did but no one remembers me…”

Email I already sent

I had a doughnut for breakfast this morning! 😤

🥰

I remember him!

“Amusings”

Ok I looked at the article now & it’s a book promotion vehicle:

“This month he’ll get the ultimate songwriter’s compliment: the complete catalog of his lyrics, along with some poems and musings, from the 1940s until his death in 2003, in a single volume—black, of course, and beautifully embossed.”

The premise of the article is so silly that almost seems to be the point (to get ppl like me riled up)