Emily Bern
@emilybern.bsky.social
writer / internet person / taurus / anxious. IG @embern @overheardla @overheardlapod
women only want one thing and it’s Mr. Napkinhead
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 PM
women only want one thing and it’s Mr. Napkinhead
time to relax (turn off medium screen look at little screen while watching big screen)
November 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
time to relax (turn off medium screen look at little screen while watching big screen)
Told some offline friends that my new jacket made me look like the ikea monkey and was met with blank stares… time to go outside
November 24, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Told some offline friends that my new jacket made me look like the ikea monkey and was met with blank stares… time to go outside
we’ll know bluesky has made it when someone finds shrimp tails in their cereal
November 21, 2024 at 3:21 PM
we’ll know bluesky has made it when someone finds shrimp tails in their cereal
yeah I’m into sports (my body keeps the score)
November 21, 2024 at 12:01 AM
yeah I’m into sports (my body keeps the score)
Should we all go around and do a fun fact
November 20, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Should we all go around and do a fun fact
RFK looks like a cigarette that wished to be human
November 19, 2024 at 7:37 PM
RFK looks like a cigarette that wished to be human
hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and my klonopin
November 15, 2024 at 6:28 PM
hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and my klonopin
maybe the real treasure was the microplastics we ingested along the way
November 13, 2024 at 4:45 AM
maybe the real treasure was the microplastics we ingested along the way
Every nyc influencer thinks they’re a Carrie when they’re actually a Marnie (derogatory)
November 12, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Every nyc influencer thinks they’re a Carrie when they’re actually a Marnie (derogatory)
in da clerb we all depressed
November 6, 2024 at 11:05 PM
in da clerb we all depressed
Adam Brody’s rizz in this show is off the charts. It’s like Seth Cohen grew a beard and realized how fine he was and sent an entire generation of O.C. girls into heat
October 18, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Adam Brody’s rizz in this show is off the charts. It’s like Seth Cohen grew a beard and realized how fine he was and sent an entire generation of O.C. girls into heat
How do we make this the good place
October 18, 2024 at 4:06 AM
How do we make this the good place
couples costume idea
October 25, 2023 at 6:28 PM
couples costume idea
Why would I go to a haunted house and pay actual MONEY to be scared? My brain does that for free
October 18, 2023 at 4:56 AM
Why would I go to a haunted house and pay actual MONEY to be scared? My brain does that for free
Christian girl autumn? You mean soup slut fall
September 24, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Christian girl autumn? You mean soup slut fall
But your honor my client is delulu
September 23, 2023 at 4:07 PM
But your honor my client is delulu
when boys are like "it takes you 3 hours to get ready??" do you not understand that includes 2.5 hours of sitting on my bed in a towel finding the will to go outside
August 4, 2023 at 5:50 PM
when boys are like "it takes you 3 hours to get ready??" do you not understand that includes 2.5 hours of sitting on my bed in a towel finding the will to go outside
I didn’t feel at home on this app until now
August 4, 2023 at 4:58 PM
I didn’t feel at home on this app until now
Are you there flame? It’s me, moth
August 4, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Are you there flame? It’s me, moth