"Weird Al" Pastor
@emilyadler.bsky.social
full-time in urban planning/housing, online as WNBA, NCAAW, draft reporter and features writer for TheNextHoops.com // PBWA, USBWA member and voter // ✡️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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no! there's still two bags of groceries left!
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
no! there's still two bags of groceries left!
Nicole giving away all the secret lore
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Nicole giving away all the secret lore
I have more faith in Heckel offensively than defensively after last year but Latson is a tough assignment
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I have more faith in Heckel offensively than defensively after last year but Latson is a tough assignment
I need to find out what their House distribution is, because it should NOT take this much to make a Jersey wbb team competent
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I need to find out what their House distribution is, because it should NOT take this much to make a Jersey wbb team competent
Terps are unfathomably fraudulent
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Terps are unfathomably fraudulent
max protect, two guys run in straight lines and hope one is open???
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
max protect, two guys run in straight lines and hope one is open???
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the way going down stairs has me in a chokehold when I forget :/
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
the way going down stairs has me in a chokehold when I forget :/
why are we LOSING nah0oujlw
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
why are we LOSING nah0oujlw
this is technically true insofar as almost all your girls are gay; therefore, some of the straightest ones are still gay
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
this is technically true insofar as almost all your girls are gay; therefore, some of the straightest ones are still gay
is that what we're calling it now? God, it's so hard to keep up with the terms
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
is that what we're calling it now? God, it's so hard to keep up with the terms