lukewarm take: the Sunday Night Football theme song is cringe af. not just the fact that they have a theme song for a sports game on a specific night (wow), but the song itself is so self-serious it gives me just enough secondhand embarrassment I lose the will to watch the game

I have officially turned into the type of person that remarks "oh, we needed this rain!"

a Marie Callender's single serve chicken pot pie could heal me rn

it's not an innie, it's an Audi

just googled "what is mewing" and all I gained was an uncomfortable awareness of where my tongue is in my mouth

it’s the start of the arguing season, not the holiday season

you ever have a migraine so bad it makes you wanna be Bite Of 83'ed