Emily W
@emi-w.bsky.social
A riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a retro dress. Non-gestational lesbian mum. She / her.
Leaning into their “Nasty Con” phase
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Leaning into their “Nasty Con” phase
Yes, I probably should be cross-compiling this from a device with 10x the performance, but I'm not in a hurry
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Yes, I probably should be cross-compiling this from a device with 10x the performance, but I'm not in a hurry
For me, it’s “For those of you listening, which is probably 95 percent of you, <co-host> is now doing a completely silent physical comedy bit that we’ll describe for two minutes”
You clearly had to edit the podcast, why didn’t you just cut this out of the audio version?
You clearly had to edit the podcast, why didn’t you just cut this out of the audio version?
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
For me, it’s “For those of you listening, which is probably 95 percent of you, <co-host> is now doing a completely silent physical comedy bit that we’ll describe for two minutes”
You clearly had to edit the podcast, why didn’t you just cut this out of the audio version?
You clearly had to edit the podcast, why didn’t you just cut this out of the audio version?
🎶Whose media habits are seven eighths memes
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay
A brain full of toxic chemicals has he
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay
If altered cognition is something you wish
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay
Then dine on some paint chips and Superfund fish
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay🎶
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay
A brain full of toxic chemicals has he
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay
If altered cognition is something you wish
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay
Then dine on some paint chips and Superfund fish
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay🎶
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
🎶Whose media habits are seven eighths memes
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay
A brain full of toxic chemicals has he
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay
If altered cognition is something you wish
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay
Then dine on some paint chips and Superfund fish
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay🎶
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay
A brain full of toxic chemicals has he
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay
If altered cognition is something you wish
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay
Then dine on some paint chips and Superfund fish
SpongeBob BIG GUY pants okay🎶
My mother used to be a preschool teacher, specialising in neurodivergent kids.
She’d often talk to parents who’d say “<Thing> can’t be an autistic trait, I do that too”
Anyway, when I was being diagnosed in my late 30s: “How should I know if you avoided eye contact as a child? I avoid eye contact”
She’d often talk to parents who’d say “<Thing> can’t be an autistic trait, I do that too”
Anyway, when I was being diagnosed in my late 30s: “How should I know if you avoided eye contact as a child? I avoid eye contact”
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My mother used to be a preschool teacher, specialising in neurodivergent kids.
She’d often talk to parents who’d say “<Thing> can’t be an autistic trait, I do that too”
Anyway, when I was being diagnosed in my late 30s: “How should I know if you avoided eye contact as a child? I avoid eye contact”
She’d often talk to parents who’d say “<Thing> can’t be an autistic trait, I do that too”
Anyway, when I was being diagnosed in my late 30s: “How should I know if you avoided eye contact as a child? I avoid eye contact”
This is like a lifetime* warranty, right?
* lifetime means the expected life of the product, which is approximately 30 days
* lifetime means the expected life of the product, which is approximately 30 days
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is like a lifetime* warranty, right?
* lifetime means the expected life of the product, which is approximately 30 days
* lifetime means the expected life of the product, which is approximately 30 days
Not to defend this hack, but given that every single tech company slapped a sparkle emoji on their existing tech and started calling it “AI,” it was inevitable that people would get confused
I remember white goods and appliances in the 90s advertising “fuzzy logic,” because that was the new hotness
I remember white goods and appliances in the 90s advertising “fuzzy logic,” because that was the new hotness
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Not to defend this hack, but given that every single tech company slapped a sparkle emoji on their existing tech and started calling it “AI,” it was inevitable that people would get confused
I remember white goods and appliances in the 90s advertising “fuzzy logic,” because that was the new hotness
I remember white goods and appliances in the 90s advertising “fuzzy logic,” because that was the new hotness
When I was a kid, it was all sex worker victims on police procedurals, footballers and sketch comedians in drag, and Rocky fucking Horror.
I took a long time to stop telling myself that trans-whatever was just perverts and punchlines.
I took a long time to stop telling myself that trans-whatever was just perverts and punchlines.
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
When I was a kid, it was all sex worker victims on police procedurals, footballers and sketch comedians in drag, and Rocky fucking Horror.
I took a long time to stop telling myself that trans-whatever was just perverts and punchlines.
I took a long time to stop telling myself that trans-whatever was just perverts and punchlines.
Could Virgo’s power be related to the harvest? I’m picturing someone wielding a staff which becomes a scythe of psychic energy.
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Could Virgo’s power be related to the harvest? I’m picturing someone wielding a staff which becomes a scythe of psychic energy.
Someone accidentally turned on all the lights at the Hall of Presidents.
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Someone accidentally turned on all the lights at the Hall of Presidents.
I’m getting tired of seeing the word “respectfully” in the liberal dissents.
I think they should make a point of saying “we don’t respect the specious arguments made by the majority, and neither should you”
I think they should make a point of saying “we don’t respect the specious arguments made by the majority, and neither should you”
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m getting tired of seeing the word “respectfully” in the liberal dissents.
I think they should make a point of saying “we don’t respect the specious arguments made by the majority, and neither should you”
I think they should make a point of saying “we don’t respect the specious arguments made by the majority, and neither should you”
I’ve always been a little suspicious of a media company whose name makes me think “Nasty Con”
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’ve always been a little suspicious of a media company whose name makes me think “Nasty Con”
I don’t know, there’s something incomplete about the decor.
They should’ve added some classified documents.
They should’ve added some classified documents.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don’t know, there’s something incomplete about the decor.
They should’ve added some classified documents.
They should’ve added some classified documents.
I sometimes wish that there was a way to force groups like this to have accurate names.
In this case, SEGM would stand for “Society for the Elimination of Gender Medicine”
In this case, SEGM would stand for “Society for the Elimination of Gender Medicine”
October 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I sometimes wish that there was a way to force groups like this to have accurate names.
In this case, SEGM would stand for “Society for the Elimination of Gender Medicine”
In this case, SEGM would stand for “Society for the Elimination of Gender Medicine”
I’m not sure what I want.
It’d be good if they stopped being bigoted assholes.
I’m also happy for them to continue to stay in opposition forever, or to become so reprehensible that nobody will vote for them and they’ll collapse.
Basically, any option that leads to less bigoted assholes in power.
It’d be good if they stopped being bigoted assholes.
I’m also happy for them to continue to stay in opposition forever, or to become so reprehensible that nobody will vote for them and they’ll collapse.
Basically, any option that leads to less bigoted assholes in power.
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m not sure what I want.
It’d be good if they stopped being bigoted assholes.
I’m also happy for them to continue to stay in opposition forever, or to become so reprehensible that nobody will vote for them and they’ll collapse.
Basically, any option that leads to less bigoted assholes in power.
It’d be good if they stopped being bigoted assholes.
I’m also happy for them to continue to stay in opposition forever, or to become so reprehensible that nobody will vote for them and they’ll collapse.
Basically, any option that leads to less bigoted assholes in power.