I rarely generalize, but according to my analysis every millennial woman just wants to be the lady who draws crows in the middle of the woods from Kiki’s Delivery Service

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY