EmbraceTheBald
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Can’t I live while I’m young?
Can’t I live while I’m young?
Imagine being a wholesaler nepoboy and seeing your own industry lobbying group being used to take out the only product you have showing growth/filling your trucks…
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Imagine being a wholesaler nepoboy and seeing your own industry lobbying group being used to take out the only product you have showing growth/filling your trucks…
The funny thing is, now the wholesalers won’t have anything with which to fill their trucks to make up for the drop in beer sales. Nose/Face
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The funny thing is, now the wholesalers won’t have anything with which to fill their trucks to make up for the drop in beer sales. Nose/Face
I’ll see your Mapquest (noun/verb) and raise you a “pull the *map book* out of the cabinet above the family landline phone nook and sit down and write out your own directions to where you’re headed”
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’ll see your Mapquest (noun/verb) and raise you a “pull the *map book* out of the cabinet above the family landline phone nook and sit down and write out your own directions to where you’re headed”
Trump Jr is currently sharpening his harpoon…
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Trump Jr is currently sharpening his harpoon…
Hey Siri, please reset the “days since I’ve cried” counter. Had a helluva run…
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hey Siri, please reset the “days since I’ve cried” counter. Had a helluva run…
Ol Gen Z Hitler youth ass grifter
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Ol Gen Z Hitler youth ass grifter
That 5.7B was funneled exclusively to Public schools and transportation. Which I’m sure he felt especially icky about. But he can help you get out of debt for just $6,000 paid directly to him…
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
That 5.7B was funneled exclusively to Public schools and transportation. Which I’m sure he felt especially icky about. But he can help you get out of debt for just $6,000 paid directly to him…
Just absolute limp dicked leadership from Schumer & Jeffries
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Just absolute limp dicked leadership from Schumer & Jeffries
LOfuckingL at Bluesky moderation slapping an adult content warning on this…absolute squids
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
LOfuckingL at Bluesky moderation slapping an adult content warning on this…absolute squids
The sense entitlement of mediocre white men is truly something to behold Darth
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The sense entitlement of mediocre white men is truly something to behold Darth
The robots will be able to go to the grocery store for us. Allowing us to spend our time working a 2nd or even 3rd full time job in order to afford said groceries to feed our families
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The robots will be able to go to the grocery store for us. Allowing us to spend our time working a 2nd or even 3rd full time job in order to afford said groceries to feed our families
“For the price of just one Charity Platinum ticket, you can save yourself from slaving away over a full sink”
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“For the price of just one Charity Platinum ticket, you can save yourself from slaving away over a full sink”
Prison ain’t the plan Steve…18 U.S. Code § 2381 is quite clear on the ramifications
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Prison ain’t the plan Steve…18 U.S. Code § 2381 is quite clear on the ramifications
White, wheat, or spinach?
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
White, wheat, or spinach?
“Did you come?”
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“Did you come?”
Just for the record. There’s no room for this guy under our perfectly shorn tent
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just for the record. There’s no room for this guy under our perfectly shorn tent
⬆️ If dry, missionary sex could post on bluesky…
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
⬆️ If dry, missionary sex could post on bluesky…
