Just saying “Trumpcare” tells you everything you need to know about how shoddy whatever these concepts of a plan turn into.

What we need to focus on is where’s the grift? It’ll only become “real” if he can steal.

Time to change grandpa’s depends and get him another filet o’ fish.

Did anyone check in on The Baileys to make sure Schumer properly consulted them first?

[ Record Scratch ]

Yo! Yeah, that’s me.

You’re probably wondering how I ended up here: A guy wearing ill-fitting fatigues and a face mask, carrying a gun I’ve barely trained on, driving around Chicago hunting other folks who look like me for cash while all kinds of folks curse me out and film me…

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