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Obviously this is disgusting, even for Long Island.

Why is POTUS pardoning sexually violent drug dealers?

What did this guy do for him to gain (then subsequently lose) this typically rare privilege?
Screenshot of a New York Post article: LONG ISLAND LI drug dealer freed by Trump now convicted of molesting his kids' nanny and threatening synagogue congregant By Anthony Blair Published Nov. 11, 2025, 1:05 p.m. ET A Long Island drug dealer sprung from prison by President Trump has now been convicted of sexually abusing his kids' nanny and threatening a congregant at his synagogue. Jonathan Braun, 41, landed a 27-month sentence in Brooklyn federal court Monday for violating the terms of his 2021 presidential pardon with fresh crimes. The Nassau County convict entered the bedroom of his children's live-in nanny, put her in a headlock and groped her breasts while he masturbated in February, the New York Times reported.
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
[ Record Scratch ]

Yo! Yeah, that’s me.

You’re probably wondering how I ended up here: A guy wearing ill-fitting fatigues and a face mask, carrying a gun I’ve barely trained on, driving around Chicago hunting other folks who look like me for cash while all kinds of folks curse me out and film me…
Close up of CBP / ICE Agent sitting in a vehicle with the window down, wearing a mask and brandishing a firearm at the camera operator with a terrified look on their face. Even with the mask the man is clearly not of Caucasian descent which begs the question why he is wearing that uniform and pulling a gun on another US citizen which is against the law?
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
Sickos meme but in French with the “sicko” dressed in a powdered wig and pre-revolutionary courtier clothing saying “OUI hon hon hon… Oui!” In a speech bubble with the label “Pervers” across the chest.
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
The sky is up
Water is wet
NYT peddles slop
From a man named Bret
Screen shot of headline from NYT opinion section piece by talentless hack Bret Stephens, “ Why Mamdani Frightens Jews Like Me “ from Oct 21, 2025
October 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Actress Sigourney Weaver enjoying a hot dog and drink, wearing a tomato red run dress with the left strap falling off her shoulder and a white bangle on her right arm, standing in front of “Tail of the Pup” hot dog shaped restaurant in LA area, circa early 1980s.
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
A gentle reminder: Don’t feed the troll.
BlueSky profile of Gerhard Roland Istok stating “I’m not afraid to be called a racist”
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
In Twin Peaks: The Return, Dr. Jacoby, who appears as the online conspiracy theorist "Dr. Amp," says, "shovel your way out of the shit".
October 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
For those unfamiliar with John Yoo
TL;DR - He sucks!
Photo of John Yoo, with the caption “American attorney” under which is the following text: “John Choon Yoo is a South Korean-born American legal scholar and former government official who is the Emanuel S. Heller Professor of Law at the University of California, Berkeley. While serving in the George W. Bush administration, he became known for his legal opinions concerning executive power, warrantless wiretapping, and the Geneva Conventions. Yoo was the author of the controversial "Torture Memos" in the War on Terror.”
October 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
And the reported likelihood of Barron getting a board seat at 19.

Pour one out for TikTok US.
Meme image of actor Grant Gustin in character as Barry Allen aka The Flash superhero, leaning over the grave of Oliver Queen aka Green Arrow flashing a V sign with his hand and smiling mischievously.
October 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
Hot seller! Where to purchase that’s not Amazon?
October 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
Mood.
October 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
Now y’all have me thinking about Chuck Jones’s 1975 animated film version of Rudyard Kipling’s Rikki-Tikki-Tavi (from The Jungle Book) about a brave little gray mongoose, which amazed/haunted us GenXers.
Title image of the animated movie Rikki-Tikki-Tavi by Chuck Jones circa 1975
October 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
Keep in mind: Pam Bondi is the Dedra Meero of our current authoritarian story arc.
Split image; on left: Pam Bondi, a fiction-prone underboss in the Trump regime; on right: Dedra Meero, a fictional character from the Star Wars series Andor.
October 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
Not even prayers to Beelzebub or whomever they prostrate before will protect them from Burgerville’s locally-sourced, community-focused wares. 👻
From the Wikipedia entry on Burgerville: The chain uses 100% wind power for all of its restaurants and headquarters, and is the largest chain in America to do so. Burgerville uses only trans fat-free canola oil and sends 7,500 gallons per month to be transformed into biodiesel. In 2004, Burgerville switched to range-fed beef raised without hormones and antibiotics. In 2007, it began composting food waste which is expected to result in an 85% reduction in waste and $100,000 annual savings. In September 2009, after complaints from bicycle commuters, Burgerville began allowing bicyclists to order using its drive-through windows.
October 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
Time to call in The Piper
Portland Oregon’s famed Unipiper shown on the east side of the Burnside Bridge, wearing his classic look: Darth Vader on top, Scottish kilt on the bottom, riding a unicycle while playing his flaming bagpipes.
October 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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And when you did this happened 😭
October 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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From the Wikipedia entry “Jonestown Massacre” A total of 909 individuals died in Jonestown itself, ' all but two from apparent cyanide poisoning, a significant number of whom were injected against their will. Jones and some Peoples Temple members referred to the act as a "revolutionary suicide" on an audio tape of the event, and in prior recorded discussions. The poisonings in Jonestown followed the murder of five others, including U.S. Congressman Leo Ryan, by Temple members at Port Kaituma, an act that Jones ordered. Four other Temple members committed murder-suicide in Georgetown at Jones' command.
October 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
Black and white image from the cover of George Harrison’s seminal music album from 1970, “All Things Must Pass” featuring George, sporting long hair, big galoshes, a zip front jacket and soft wide brimmed hat over chest-length hair, sitting on a stool in a field with sculptures of garden gnomes scattered about.
October 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
Their actions in Chicago sets a pretext for even more egregious actions to come.

Just watch as they push their pogram on Portland, which is overwhelmingly White (~70%). Portland will be where more US citizens are scooped up for dissenting views than for skin color.
Chart displaying Portland Oregon population by race: • White (70.1%) • Two or more races (11.3%) • Asian (8.1%) • Black or African American (5.8%) • Other race (3.3%) • Native American (0.9%) • Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander (0.5%)
October 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
Meme with two halves; in the top half a white dog with black spots over its eyes and ears looks at a hand drawn, computer monitor with the words “what a lovely day on the inter-“ while on the bottom half the same dog is looking at you with a forlorn expression with the words “Good lord“
October 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
Evergreen but especially dialed in thanks to that authoritarian pep rally.
Meme based on a still from the Robert Eggers black and white psychological horror movie “ The Lighthouse “ showing character Thomas Wake, played by Willem Dafoe, wearing a raincoat and hat standing in front of a window with the words “ Look at ye, Postin’ cringe “ placed along the bottom.
September 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
Same energy.
Still from 1980s American TV show ‘ The Greatest American Hero ‘ showing Ralph Hinkley in superhero garb knocking a thug in the chest with a quasi-karate move.
September 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
emanuelbrown.bsky.social
With all the #RaptureDay hokum whizzing around, I feel like there is a massive practical joke being played on a very gullible people. Then again, they say the Lord works in mysterious ways. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture
Meme of an vintage black and white photo of a man driving an old single-seater roadster on a dirt road (possibly in a race) staring to the side as his rear driver’s side wheel flies off the car and into grass on the side of the road . Text says: “Not that wheel, Jesus!”
September 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Feels like a prequel to this delightful 90s gem: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Cr...
Cover of the 1992 science fiction novel “Snow Crash” by Neal Stephenson.
September 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM