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Elyse
@elyse.bsky.social
Ha! I bested them both!

Even got fancy and gave it a quick saddle stitch binding
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I just wanna watch videos of grannies/abuelitas cooking all day
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Okay, if that means you cut it in slices like parallel to the ribs, I’m with you! I think that’s the better way vs the classic slice off the breast parallel to the breast bone

Cause then no one gets stuck with dry outer slices, everyone gets some the more tender under meat!
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I dont get deep frying, when confit option is right there

It tastes even more delicious / tender and there's no risk of bodily harm or structural damage!
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oh that does look lovely!
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
A solid round of Bitey Face! Also a favorite of my two silly pups
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It sounds incredibly silly, but have you tried a plunger??

Shockingly helpful on a plugged sink when you don't have a drain snake
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The struggle to not inadvertently boop tall friends in the nipples with your nose when they come in for a hug is real
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Honey lemon chrysanthemum tea with boba and whatever combo of lychee, mango, or passion fruit jelly they have. It makes me so happy!
October 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Apologies if you’ve already heard this a bunch, but rinsing and spitting right after using an albuterol inhaler eliminates a ton of the shakey, jittery side effects

I didn’t learn this till my kid had to start using them and it kinda blew my mind how much of a difference it makes
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Things feel so overwhelming and hard right now, this is a way you can make difference

Reach out to your school, PTA, or other community org and see if there’s a way you can help keep food in kids’ bellies
October 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It’s not a fix and this problem is bigger than so many of us, but I promise you can help in your hyperlocal community to keep kids and their families fed

There’s so many ways to help, it can just be coordinating behind the scenes(my speed) or getting out there and collecting or distributing support
October 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM