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Elwood's Organic Dog Meat
@elwooddogmeat.bsky.social
Delicious dog, since 1981. Family-owned. Dedicated to offering friends & neighbors the most humane, sustainably raised dog meat available satire 🐕🥩🇺🇸🇬🇧🌱 ElwoodDogMeat.com
🔥 BROILER PUPPIES on SALE 🔥
(Not-Sexed • Whelping December 18th!)

We’re offering fast-growing, efficient meat dogs bred for rapid weight gain, reliable feed conversion & a consistent finish. Our broiler pups are a trusted choice for dependable protein production & predictable yields.
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Free-range, Organic Pug Bacon, Sausages, & Festive Cocktail Weenies (NEW!)

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December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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After days of cold weather, our pugs are delighted to hear they'll soon be given blankets!
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The dogs were too big for the cervical dislocation sacrifice method so we held them in their last moments & bled them out, still a much better way to go than commercial processing facilities. We skinned them by hand, which took more time but allowed us to connect with our food. We saved the tail...
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A few social-friendly pics from our small, intimate Thanksgiving Dog Harvest this past weekend! Had yet another amazing time learning, connecting, & harvesting humanely raised dogs.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Love bacon? Know someone who does? Of course you do! This scented candle is the PERFECT gift for bacon lovers everywhere. 🐾 🥓🕯️🥰
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Elwood's! 🐶🍂

And to everyone who chose a fresh, local, organic Thanksgiving lab, pitbull, Rottweiler, or corgi roast this year: We TRULY appreciate your support.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"...Gentle with even the smallest animals and children, wise beyond his years. 🩷 Occasionally goofy, loves the beach, peanut butter cookies, and his family (human and non). He’s also a vegan doggo!"

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November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Already, the bleeding heart dog lovers at @blackberrysanctuary have sent us 479's so-called "characteristics". 

"A loyal protector of the sanctuary animals who are all also rescued from the meat/egg/dairy industries. Sweet, gentle, brave, stoic, loving..."
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
For those wondering, this Anatolian Shepherd/Great Pyr mix was a breeder on the farm for years, but his contribution clock was ticking. (Plus, he was missing a leg already--early sampling-- would’ve been a disappointing holiday roast. 🤣)
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
He's the 44th dog we've warmly pardoned since 1981! For us, the Dog Pardon is the chance to kick off the holidays right: with a single gesture of seemingly random compassion. ❤️

Good luck, "Wrigley"!
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November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
They've named him "Wrigley" and already sent some pics. (Not sure why they're allowing livestock inside but...? 🤷‍♀️) We hope 479 is thankful we drew his ear tag (& that we already had a 46 lb. field spaniel in the deep freeze for Thanksgiving!).
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Just like the President who pardons a turkey, we also give out pardons!

Instead of being humanely harvested with the rest of his pack, 479 is getting a second chance. He'll live out his life at @blackberrycreek—tho how long they can go without eating him we leave up to them. 😉
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yesterday, we processed 60 American Bulldogs with the mobile butcher who comes to Elwood's Farm. It is never an easy day. 

However, it is gratifying to know we're serving many families our dog! 🎉❤️🐕🥩
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
For SOME reason, spring & summer were super dry this year & summer grazing was poor (wonder why? 🤔). Their animals have already eaten thru the hay set aside for winter, hay prices are wild, the sheep are STILL hungry, & auughhh... 😩
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We may farm dogs for meat, but we LOVE sheep--& Lotus Lamb & Animal Sanctuary needs your help! 🙏 🐑 ❤️‍🩹🧵
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
With beef prices on the rise, it's no wonder our dog meat gets sold out so fast! If you're shopping at our local grocery store, all we can say is you'd better get there early, folks.

...OR order in advance, directly from us! 😉 
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