Equal Parts Mall Goth and Ska
@elwoodbond.bsky.social
XVX | Drummer for Skatune Network/JER, Jobsite Theater + more. 92nd Blue belt at YCJJC, 1st guy to get a degree in drum set at UT. Mostly ska and MMA
I demoed a lot of music last weekend and none of it was ska.
May 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I demoed a lot of music last weekend and none of it was ska.
Baseball featuring my wife
May 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Baseball featuring my wife
“Why doesn’t anyone like to go on Twitter anymore?”
May 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
“Why doesn’t anyone like to go on Twitter anymore?”
Honestly, the local artsy restaurant closing and reopening as a New York-based franchise wing place that painted the building white is the ultimate symbolism of what has happened to Tampa since 2020.
May 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Honestly, the local artsy restaurant closing and reopening as a New York-based franchise wing place that painted the building white is the ultimate symbolism of what has happened to Tampa since 2020.
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I know this is my second article about someone covering Chappell Roan but to be faaaaaair this one was mostly an excuse to talk about how amazing @skatunenetwork.bsky.social is and why y'all should go listen to their music.
This Incredible Chappell Roan Cover Proves All Songs Deserve A Ska Cover
Ska deserves to be taken seriously.
screenrant.com
March 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I know this is my second article about someone covering Chappell Roan but to be faaaaaair this one was mostly an excuse to talk about how amazing @skatunenetwork.bsky.social is and why y'all should go listen to their music.
What’s up dorks the other website is cooked so I’m back here
April 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What’s up dorks the other website is cooked so I’m back here
Also yes it has been 6 months at my new job and some people still don’t know my name. I am a ghost.
March 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Also yes it has been 6 months at my new job and some people still don’t know my name. I am a ghost.
I start every teams messages with “Hey! It’s _[the name everyone calls me] over here at the headquarters” because my display name is not my preferred name and I want everyone to know what my name is. Some people think it may be excessive, but guess who forgot his intro and got called my display name
March 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I start every teams messages with “Hey! It’s _[the name everyone calls me] over here at the headquarters” because my display name is not my preferred name and I want everyone to know what my name is. Some people think it may be excessive, but guess who forgot his intro and got called my display name
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SOUTH FLORIDA
✨🌊🏝️🐊🍊✨
JER HOMECOMING
WITH OMNIGONE!!
ENEMY TO ALL, LAST DISASTER, FUAKATA!
First time in Broward in over a year and a half, last time for a while 👁️👁️
ROLL TRU SOFLO
m.bpt.me/event/6561924
✨🌊🏝️🐊🍊✨
JER HOMECOMING
WITH OMNIGONE!!
ENEMY TO ALL, LAST DISASTER, FUAKATA!
First time in Broward in over a year and a half, last time for a while 👁️👁️
ROLL TRU SOFLO
m.bpt.me/event/6561924
February 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
SOUTH FLORIDA
✨🌊🏝️🐊🍊✨
JER HOMECOMING
WITH OMNIGONE!!
ENEMY TO ALL, LAST DISASTER, FUAKATA!
First time in Broward in over a year and a half, last time for a while 👁️👁️
ROLL TRU SOFLO
m.bpt.me/event/6561924
✨🌊🏝️🐊🍊✨
JER HOMECOMING
WITH OMNIGONE!!
ENEMY TO ALL, LAST DISASTER, FUAKATA!
First time in Broward in over a year and a half, last time for a while 👁️👁️
ROLL TRU SOFLO
m.bpt.me/event/6561924
Dana White’s Power Nap
February 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dana White’s Power Nap
People that post “I hate ska punk/third wave” on ska forums are massive dorks. Brother Im telling you right now that nobody cares.
February 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
People that post “I hate ska punk/third wave” on ska forums are massive dorks. Brother Im telling you right now that nobody cares.
Rug pull of the century coming soon
February 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Rug pull of the century coming soon
Not even going to lie, I’m surprised Dana White said anything about Bryce Mitchell today. I’m especially surprised he went in on him like that for several minutes.
January 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Not even going to lie, I’m surprised Dana White said anything about Bryce Mitchell today. I’m especially surprised he went in on him like that for several minutes.
Idk man I’m just in my own head and maybe holding on to resentment for someone doing something kinda shitty to you isn’t healthy!!!!
January 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Idk man I’m just in my own head and maybe holding on to resentment for someone doing something kinda shitty to you isn’t healthy!!!!
This photo series kinda fucked me up
January 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This photo series kinda fucked me up
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Hey Bluesky!
ICYMI, we’re purging skatune and JER merch from the store! It’s an assortment of designs with maybe 2 or 3 each in various sizing so we’re just selling it all off extremely cheap!
Your chance to grab some dope clothes for very cheap!
Www.skatunenetwork.com
ICYMI, we’re purging skatune and JER merch from the store! It’s an assortment of designs with maybe 2 or 3 each in various sizing so we’re just selling it all off extremely cheap!
Your chance to grab some dope clothes for very cheap!
Www.skatunenetwork.com
January 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hey Bluesky!
ICYMI, we’re purging skatune and JER merch from the store! It’s an assortment of designs with maybe 2 or 3 each in various sizing so we’re just selling it all off extremely cheap!
Your chance to grab some dope clothes for very cheap!
Www.skatunenetwork.com
ICYMI, we’re purging skatune and JER merch from the store! It’s an assortment of designs with maybe 2 or 3 each in various sizing so we’re just selling it all off extremely cheap!
Your chance to grab some dope clothes for very cheap!
Www.skatunenetwork.com
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Hii Bluesky
So we found a few boxes with a bunch of mismatched merch. Literally it’s 1 or 2 of each design in a random assortment of sizing so we’re just doing a purge sale
‼️20 dollar sweatshirts‼️
‼️15 dollar longsleeves‼️
‼️10 dollar t shirts‼️
www.skatunenetwork.com
So we found a few boxes with a bunch of mismatched merch. Literally it’s 1 or 2 of each design in a random assortment of sizing so we’re just doing a purge sale
‼️20 dollar sweatshirts‼️
‼️15 dollar longsleeves‼️
‼️10 dollar t shirts‼️
www.skatunenetwork.com
January 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hii Bluesky
So we found a few boxes with a bunch of mismatched merch. Literally it’s 1 or 2 of each design in a random assortment of sizing so we’re just doing a purge sale
‼️20 dollar sweatshirts‼️
‼️15 dollar longsleeves‼️
‼️10 dollar t shirts‼️
www.skatunenetwork.com
So we found a few boxes with a bunch of mismatched merch. Literally it’s 1 or 2 of each design in a random assortment of sizing so we’re just doing a purge sale
‼️20 dollar sweatshirts‼️
‼️15 dollar longsleeves‼️
‼️10 dollar t shirts‼️
www.skatunenetwork.com
“Are you a freshwater fish or a saltwater fish?”
Neither. I am the crab that has its own display at the pet store.
Neither. I am the crab that has its own display at the pet store.
January 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“Are you a freshwater fish or a saltwater fish?”
Neither. I am the crab that has its own display at the pet store.
Neither. I am the crab that has its own display at the pet store.
I keep thinking about how I just experienced two back-to-back devastating hurricanes in Tampa and now three months later it’s snowing multiple inches through out Florida. Truly normal weather.
January 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I keep thinking about how I just experienced two back-to-back devastating hurricanes in Tampa and now three months later it’s snowing multiple inches through out Florida. Truly normal weather.
I will be navigating my favorite personal tweets to BlueSky over the next few months.
January 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I will be navigating my favorite personal tweets to BlueSky over the next few months.
That new Scowl song rips
January 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
That new Scowl song rips
Alright so I think Twitter is cooked. How we doing over here?
January 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Alright so I think Twitter is cooked. How we doing over here?
