There will be a special “genius” dual citizenship available for trump family and friends (or anyone with enough cash or crypto to buy one)

How about that back back seat that faced backwards and the crank down rear window?

Wait, what??

Preemptive Pardon Watch

It also goes without saying that Trump is only saying what's actually going on in his own presidency

Looking forward to smoking sections on planes again

He's having a hard time figuring out a way to call Kelly a DEI hire since Kelly is a white man, so the scare quotes are as close as he can get

The plan was leaked by the Russians and no one in America’s historically inept administration knew what anyone else was doing so people started getting behind it because they thought it was official policy.

Putin totally played the US, knowing full well he was up against incompetents and idiots.

Fondly remembering February 13, 2016 for no particular reason