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Ask Marco Rubio about the detention of this Cuban national.
March 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Ask Marco Rubio about the detention of this Cuban national.
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WELP. They sent everyone home, and now they've just reopened the series and put the bill back on the floor.
Members had left Capitol Hill for the night, now they are turning around and driving back, I've never seen this happen before in 10+ years working here
Members had left Capitol Hill for the night, now they are turning around and driving back, I've never seen this happen before in 10+ years working here
HOUSE REPUBLICANS ARE PULLING THE VOTE ON THE BUDGET RESOLUTION.
THEY DON'T HAVE THE VOTES!
THEY DON'T HAVE THE VOTES!
February 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
WELP. They sent everyone home, and now they've just reopened the series and put the bill back on the floor.
Members had left Capitol Hill for the night, now they are turning around and driving back, I've never seen this happen before in 10+ years working here
Members had left Capitol Hill for the night, now they are turning around and driving back, I've never seen this happen before in 10+ years working here
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Only one of them was born in Africa.
Poll: Obama the Most Popular Living President; Musk the Least
Released on Presidents' Day, the poll contains dire news for the Tesla CEO.
www.borowitzreport.com
February 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Only one of them was born in Africa.
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No interest in Ukraine’s rare earth metals but would love it if they’d let us have their president
February 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
No interest in Ukraine’s rare earth metals but would love it if they’d let us have their president
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I would rather give my social security number to an online scammer claiming to be a Nigerian prince than to Elon Musk
February 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I would rather give my social security number to an online scammer claiming to be a Nigerian prince than to Elon Musk
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Elon is America's Czar. David Sacks is the AI Czar.
The DOGE .gov website is insecure. The DOGE team is either incompetent or working for foreign agents. They downloaded everyone's SSN, bank details, etc., and put Top Secret info on the website database.
If Trump interferes, Vance will take over.
The DOGE .gov website is insecure. The DOGE team is either incompetent or working for foreign agents. They downloaded everyone's SSN, bank details, etc., and put Top Secret info on the website database.
If Trump interferes, Vance will take over.
February 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Elon is America's Czar. David Sacks is the AI Czar.
The DOGE .gov website is insecure. The DOGE team is either incompetent or working for foreign agents. They downloaded everyone's SSN, bank details, etc., and put Top Secret info on the website database.
If Trump interferes, Vance will take over.
The DOGE .gov website is insecure. The DOGE team is either incompetent or working for foreign agents. They downloaded everyone's SSN, bank details, etc., and put Top Secret info on the website database.
If Trump interferes, Vance will take over.
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The biggest cage match ever will be between Musk and Trump. Elon will try to implement AI in a manner that automates much of what Trump is now trying to control.
Trump will have no understanding of what is going on and will have to turn to the AI oligarchs to support him in this battle.
Trump will have no understanding of what is going on and will have to turn to the AI oligarchs to support him in this battle.
February 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The biggest cage match ever will be between Musk and Trump. Elon will try to implement AI in a manner that automates much of what Trump is now trying to control.
Trump will have no understanding of what is going on and will have to turn to the AI oligarchs to support him in this battle.
Trump will have no understanding of what is going on and will have to turn to the AI oligarchs to support him in this battle.
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Things are uh really escalating
February 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Things are uh really escalating