scully: it doesn’t make any sense mulder, out of nowhere he started showing empathy and a base level curiosity about the life experience of others

mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?

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the irony of poppers and viagra killing you is that one will get rid of your boner and the other is designed to give you one and i'm convinced this interaction is like antimatter annihilation but for your heart