Lewd Jaw
@elvery.bsky.social
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maybe the clone tech is still rudimentary
maybe it can only make a clone that is the age that the original was at the time of the sample being taken, maybe “starting from baby” is a second larger advancement in the science
maybe it can only make a clone that is the age that the original was at the time of the sample being taken, maybe “starting from baby” is a second larger advancement in the science
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
maybe the clone tech is still rudimentary
maybe it can only make a clone that is the age that the original was at the time of the sample being taken, maybe “starting from baby” is a second larger advancement in the science
maybe it can only make a clone that is the age that the original was at the time of the sample being taken, maybe “starting from baby” is a second larger advancement in the science
you should do it again again
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
you should do it again again
while i agree, i reserve the right to vocally identify christians as the demon-worshipers they are.
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
while i agree, i reserve the right to vocally identify christians as the demon-worshipers they are.
wendig-esque delivery
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
wendig-esque delivery
look [gendered diminutive], just because i’m overtly bigoted—
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
look [gendered diminutive], just because i’m overtly bigoted—
is this veiled enough to avoid overtly qualifying as a targeting incident?
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
is this veiled enough to avoid overtly qualifying as a targeting incident?
FIRE’s mission statement: “First they came for the nazis…”
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
FIRE’s mission statement: “First they came for the nazis…”
or, in other words, “oh brother this cohn guy REEKS”
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
or, in other words, “oh brother this cohn guy REEKS”
if your reporting turns erstwhile allies into enemies, it’s likely they were never on our side to begin with.
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
if your reporting turns erstwhile allies into enemies, it’s likely they were never on our side to begin with.
willick looking awful sweaty here
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
willick looking awful sweaty here
it’s so silly bc like, all gametes are really small???
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
it’s so silly bc like, all gametes are really small???
updating just to note that, much like a CDiff infection, these fuckers have a distinct, unmistakable smell.
the signs may hit subliminally at first, but you *can* tell that they’re not posting normal.
the signs may hit subliminally at first, but you *can* tell that they’re not posting normal.
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
updating just to note that, much like a CDiff infection, these fuckers have a distinct, unmistakable smell.
the signs may hit subliminally at first, but you *can* tell that they’re not posting normal.
the signs may hit subliminally at first, but you *can* tell that they’re not posting normal.
no transphobe is immune from Riley’s Law.
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
no transphobe is immune from Riley’s Law.
you do not know what you mean by “biological”. no one does. that’s on purpose. ask two transphobes & a foolish mark what the word specifically refers to, and you’ll get four answers at the outset with even more forthcoming as answers to followup questions
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
you do not know what you mean by “biological”. no one does. that’s on purpose. ask two transphobes & a foolish mark what the word specifically refers to, and you’ll get four answers at the outset with even more forthcoming as answers to followup questions
this is the precise hopeless gobbledygook you insist “respecting the full humanity of trans people” must be.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
this is the precise hopeless gobbledygook you insist “respecting the full humanity of trans people” must be.
what issues, specifically, do you view as “most alienating”
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
what issues, specifically, do you view as “most alienating”
you’re right, we do not need to read way into things.
like, for instance, this is a straightforward expression of anti-trans bigotry and indistinguishable in content from the mainstream GOP’s nazi propaganda. no reading between any lines needed.
like, for instance, this is a straightforward expression of anti-trans bigotry and indistinguishable in content from the mainstream GOP’s nazi propaganda. no reading between any lines needed.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
you’re right, we do not need to read way into things.
like, for instance, this is a straightforward expression of anti-trans bigotry and indistinguishable in content from the mainstream GOP’s nazi propaganda. no reading between any lines needed.
like, for instance, this is a straightforward expression of anti-trans bigotry and indistinguishable in content from the mainstream GOP’s nazi propaganda. no reading between any lines needed.
that’s “deus vult”, nobody says “deus cult”
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
that’s “deus vult”, nobody says “deus cult”
the crusades & inquisitions were pretty famously pope-driven? who do you think coined “deus cult”?
besides, the only sin which potentially makes a person no longer xtian is apostasy, and even that is dodgy given the catholic church’s doctrine on baptism.
besides, the only sin which potentially makes a person no longer xtian is apostasy, and even that is dodgy given the catholic church’s doctrine on baptism.
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the crusades & inquisitions were pretty famously pope-driven? who do you think coined “deus cult”?
besides, the only sin which potentially makes a person no longer xtian is apostasy, and even that is dodgy given the catholic church’s doctrine on baptism.
besides, the only sin which potentially makes a person no longer xtian is apostasy, and even that is dodgy given the catholic church’s doctrine on baptism.
you would think a person could not possibly get slimier, but he (& his fellow JAQ-asses in Singal & Benjamin Ryan et al) find ways
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
you would think a person could not possibly get slimier, but he (& his fellow JAQ-asses in Singal & Benjamin Ryan et al) find ways
francis was gifted undertale & listened to megalovania at a papal audience
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
francis was gifted undertale & listened to megalovania at a papal audience