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One thing I've learned from the Internet is that a lie needs 0% proof to be believed, but the truth requires thousands of pages of proof and still won't be believed.
September 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
One thing I've learned from the Internet is that a lie needs 0% proof to be believed, but the truth requires thousands of pages of proof and still won't be believed.
Is there any way to confirm an appointment these days just one time and not via email, text, and also a phone call and possibly a smoke signal, letter in the mail, telegram…
May 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Is there any way to confirm an appointment these days just one time and not via email, text, and also a phone call and possibly a smoke signal, letter in the mail, telegram…
Just so we’re all clear on this, #mikewaltz wasn’t fired because he shared military secrets on #signal. He was fired because he had the editor of @theatlantic.com in his contacts list - he was a leaker. Signal is how journalists get the real dirt 🤷♀️
May 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Just so we’re all clear on this, #mikewaltz wasn’t fired because he shared military secrets on #signal. He was fired because he had the editor of @theatlantic.com in his contacts list - he was a leaker. Signal is how journalists get the real dirt 🤷♀️
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So it turns out Pete Hegseth lied. And Michael Waltz lied. And Tulsi Gabbard lied. And also lied to Congress while under oath. And John Ratliffe lied. And also lied to Congress while under oath.
And as ever Jeffrey Goldberg and the Atlantic were telling the truth.
This is why journalism matters.
And as ever Jeffrey Goldberg and the Atlantic were telling the truth.
This is why journalism matters.
March 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
So it turns out Pete Hegseth lied. And Michael Waltz lied. And Tulsi Gabbard lied. And also lied to Congress while under oath. And John Ratliffe lied. And also lied to Congress while under oath.
And as ever Jeffrey Goldberg and the Atlantic were telling the truth.
This is why journalism matters.
And as ever Jeffrey Goldberg and the Atlantic were telling the truth.
This is why journalism matters.
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
Yes, the toilet paper goes over the roll. But the parchment paper roll ALWAYS goes under.
March 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Yes, the toilet paper goes over the roll. But the parchment paper roll ALWAYS goes under.
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
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Is this what they meant by a Red Wave?
March 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Is this what they meant by a Red Wave?
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We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.
February 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.
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The embrace and protection of Andrew Tate at the highest level of US government tells you everything you need to know about this rotten administration. They worship at the altar of abusing women and girls. Their version of morality supports sex trafficking under the guise of camming
February 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The embrace and protection of Andrew Tate at the highest level of US government tells you everything you need to know about this rotten administration. They worship at the altar of abusing women and girls. Their version of morality supports sex trafficking under the guise of camming
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It’s amazing how many problems one baseball bat could solve😏
This is the disgusting person Trump wanted released to the United States despite his heinous human trafficking charges. Listen to him describe how he’d grab women by the neck.
MAGA can officially shut the fuck up about the Epstein files.
MAGA can officially shut the fuck up about the Epstein files.
February 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It’s amazing how many problems one baseball bat could solve😏
One funny part of the egg situation is watching people walk up and just stand in front of the empty egg case at Whole Foods with this face 😮 #eggs #eggshortage
February 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
One funny part of the egg situation is watching people walk up and just stand in front of the empty egg case at Whole Foods with this face 😮 #eggs #eggshortage
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Trump shitting on #MitchMcConnell is actually like two scoops of the most delicious ice cream. Imagine creating a monster and then being surprised it turns on you #yougetwhatyouget
February 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Trump shitting on #MitchMcConnell is actually like two scoops of the most delicious ice cream. Imagine creating a monster and then being surprised it turns on you #yougetwhatyouget
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Great, inspiring thread here from the guy who knows more about Elon Musk than anyone on Earth. The way to end this nightmare is to topple Musk's house of cards he calls his business empire.
How's that Twitter deal aging? How's Tesla's car business doing? How's that bet on Elon's magic self-driving beans feeling right about now? Go ask the one analyst who is too smart to be popular how good SpaceX's business really looks.
The real letdown is still coming, bro. The signs are all there.
The real letdown is still coming, bro. The signs are all there.
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February 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Great, inspiring thread here from the guy who knows more about Elon Musk than anyone on Earth. The way to end this nightmare is to topple Musk's house of cards he calls his business empire.
If surviving on government money makes people a member of the “parasite class,” #ElonMusk is the biggest tapeworm 🪱 of them all. $8 million a day in taxpayer money.
February 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If surviving on government money makes people a member of the “parasite class,” #ElonMusk is the biggest tapeworm 🪱 of them all. $8 million a day in taxpayer money.
Well, Musk is right about one thing he said in his presidential press conference. The people are definitely going to get what they voted for. When the leopard eats your face, remember this.
February 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Well, Musk is right about one thing he said in his presidential press conference. The people are definitely going to get what they voted for. When the leopard eats your face, remember this.
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Pretty damn good framing for Dems
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Pretty damn good framing for Dems
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I know Elon has claimed he’s on the spectrum, and people have various theories on it, but what if he’s just a racist asshole who’s high on ketamine all the time?
February 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I know Elon has claimed he’s on the spectrum, and people have various theories on it, but what if he’s just a racist asshole who’s high on ketamine all the time?
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The dumbest people who have ever existed are running the country
February 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The dumbest people who have ever existed are running the country