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Immigration lawyer. Mom. Aquarius. All skeets explicitly represent the views of my employer.
📍 CT/NYC
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FBI Director Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capital, you attack the very being of our way of life. This FBI and this DOJ stand here to tell you we will always refute it and combat it."

Donald Trump pardoned over 1,500 rioters who attacked the U.S. Capitol...
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I put a Georgia ornament on my tree today that our friend in Athens gave us when we visited this year. So this is all my doing. You’re welcome.
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My poor baby has been sick since last night. He started throwing up while we were decorating the tree and then all night. He’s slept most of the day and he doesn’t even nap anymore so that’s something. I feel so bad for him. 🥺
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Every American who wore the uniform from Valley Forge to now took an oath against tyranny, making them textbook antifascists. The military's entire purpose is defending democracy from authoritarianism. Declaring antifa "domestic terrorism" means our founding principle is now a prosecutable offense.
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi: yes, she helped endanger every child in America, but at least she isn't sorry about it
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My SoCal native husband was trying to give me tips and tricks for defrosting a windshield this morning like I didn’t grow up in New Fucking England. 😑
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Smart toilet camera?
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Jon Favreau reacts to the Pete Hegseth talk about the boat strikes in Venezuela.
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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The CDC is compromised and is advocating against evidence-based public health.

This is a pro-death and pro-disease recommendation.
This regressive move will literally kill people. It's making kids' liver cancer great again. And it's a sign of more harm to come.

CDC panel recommends delaying birth dose of hepatitis B vaccine www.statnews.com/2025/12/05/c... via @statnews.com
CDC panel recommends delaying birth dose of hepatitis B vaccine
The CDC's ACIP panel voted to recommend delaying the birth dose of the hepatitis B vaccine, ending a policy that has reined in the virus.
www.statnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We're fucking doomed. I cannot comprehend proactively making our country, specifically our NEWBORNS, the most vulnerable, less healthy. Like WHYYYYY? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
Panel Votes to End Recommendation for Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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At least one other boat, the one with the Colombian fisherman, was adrift and displaying a distress signal with its engine out of the water. To attack a disabled vessel in distress and signaling for assistance is basically in the same category as killing shipwrecked survivors clinging to wreckage.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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what drives me especially crazy is I can’t shake the knowing that this was meant to be an experiment. If the experiment had succeeded we would be hearing all about Chance & how babies can be incubated with a disposable woman, a fantasy among a subset of evil freaks. It wasn’t. They’ll keep trying.
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Why are so many of their positions literally just pro rape
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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USCIS Cuts EAD Validity Periods

USCIS updated Policy Manual reducing max EAD validity for categories, including refugees, asylees, TPS holders, parolees, and applicants for asylum or adjustment. #USImmigration #eadvalid #eadwork #refugees #asylumseekers #TPS #adjustmentofstatus #murthylawfirm
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
She is an insanely narcissistic person. I’d love to know the root of these issues (not from her perspective). But I also wouldn’t give a fuck if she disappeared forever. But I’m glad there’s video of her looking like the clown she is.
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The question reporters should be asking DOJ and FBI: is the president going to pardon the person who placed the pipe bombs, along with everyone else who participated in the January 6th insurrection?
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Parents, please check out your YouTube wrapped lmao
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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If only there had been signs that a group of below average men who espouse misogynist views and are led by an adjudicated rapist would treat their female colleagues poorly.
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.

She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There was a wild police shootout with a resident semi close to my house yesterday and the guy shot himself in his house. Now today they found another decomposing body in the house!
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I really need Costco to be 24/7. Or at least open before 10 god damn AM. I could get so much done if I didn’t have to take time in the middle of the day to go or wait til the weekend.
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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NEW: The official USCIS guidance on this pause is out. Until further notice from the USCIS Director, all immigration benefits (including citizenship) are indefinitely suspended for nationals of 19 countries, as are all affirmative asylum applications from nationals of any country.
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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If your naturalization case is or will be put on hold by this, especially after the interview, go see an immigration lawyer now.

Naturalization is not discretionary, and federal judges have a unique role in deciding delayed naturalization cases.
The Trump admin has paused all immigration and naturalization processes for people from one of the 19 travel ban countries; including Cuba and Venezuela.

Even people who fully passed the citizenship exam are having their cases put on hold, just inches from the finish line.
Scoop: The Trump administration has paused all immigration applications filed by people from 19 countries banned from travel to the United States earlier this year, halting green card and U.S. citizenship processing for broad swaths of people.

More coming soon.
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Lie back and say “America Freedom News Network” and he’d probably have a different reaction. Also try not being a woman or minority.
And this qualifies as 'transparency' these days.
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM