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Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
October 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Complex system cascading failure analysis.
The video is 10 mins long, so I had to break it up into pieces.

Part 1.
October 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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I hope Democrats understand that if and when they get back to power, defaulting to “unity” politics and empty reconciliation without any real accountability would not only be morally abhorrent, but also politically suicidal: The desire for at least some semblance of justice will be overwhelming.
October 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I love putting my iPhone mini 13 in battery saving mode as soon as I wake up and still running out of juice by the afternoon!! (But fr I love my mini and will never give it up!!)
It's been like 18 years and Apple still can't make a device with a battery worth a fuck, come back to me when you can do what the Walkman managed in 1980
Apple’s next-gen Vision Pro revealed in new regulatory filing
October 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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what up chat it's Dog and today is day 582 in a row of barking at the outside air
September 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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The only way to see the US as a historically white country is if you pretend Indigenous Americans don't exist and you ignore the fact that African Americans have been in this country longer than most of its white people.

The way US history is taught from k-12 affirms the lie of white supremacy.
September 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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hmm? Oh, no, this is the antifa supersoldier orientation. the ice trooper one is in the Matterhorn room... yeah turn right instead of... yeah exactly. yeah crazy it's in the same hotel right? haha. anyway.. guess ill see you later.... get it... haha alright bye
September 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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There is no measured way to say what I am about to say.

If the Supreme Court agrees with the Trump administration to end birthright citizenship, we must end this current Supreme Court.

I do not say this lightly.
September 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
September 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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DOGE was a success because the entire point of it was the greatest data theft scheme in history and they did it
DOGE was a failure because its entire premise was flawed, and, on top of that, the people who ran and implemented it were both arrogant and ignorant.
New - “Hundreds of federal employees who lost their jobs in Elon Musk’s cost-cutting blitz are being asked to return to work.”

www.cnn.com/2025/09/24/p...
September 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended
September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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I hope the rapture does happen today. Would be unbelievable for housing prices.
September 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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these fuckers are using kids as hostages to get parents to comply. awful stuff www.nbcboston.com/news/local/i...
ICE agents held 5-year-old girl outside Leominster home to get father to surrender, family says
Video appears to show federal immigration agents trying to coax the man out of his Massachusetts home while asking, "Is that your daughter?"
www.nbcboston.com
September 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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inshallah
I do think MAGA managed to make the Kirk assassination their 9/11

Not in the sense they wanted, but in the sense that they took their brief window of public sympathy and strip-mined it so totally that everyone hates them even more, now
September 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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the biggest lesson of the last seventy-five years of politics is that the democrats should have done a lot more ratfucking
September 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster
September 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE.

If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.
Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
September 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Deer costume, C14th.
September 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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One of the key ways you refuse to comply with fascism is by becoming even louder and more fearless in supporting vulnerable people. You SHOW that you are unwilling to throw the "undesirables" under the bus if only for self-preservation because under fascism you will also become undesirable one day.
September 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time
September 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body
September 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM