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guys guys guys! My band is in a competition to be in @rollingstone.com and play at the Global Citizen Festival! We are also planning on giving half our prize earnings to families in Gaza 🇵🇸 If you can share this post or vote for us to help us win it would be much appreciated! #music #indiemusic
May 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done?
Thou art a pynke ponye girle
Yn the daunse at the clubbe!'
'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe
On the stage yn myne heeles
It ys wher Ich belonge:
Downe at the
Pynke Ponye Clubbe!
Ich shal keepe on daunsinge,
Downe yn West Hollywoode'
[lute solo] 🎶
May 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i just refilled my meds after not having them for a hot minute and they gave me a whole 90 day supply instead of the usual 30. they’re done with my shit
April 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I have an alibi, your honor. I was dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.
April 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
instead of an angel and devil on my shoulder, i have my mom and dad.
April 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
bring back dropping to your knees dramatically and screaming when you’re sad. crying is boring and overrated.
April 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
it should be less cringe to vent on social media. bring that shit back.
April 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Touching grass is not enough I need to run from a bee
April 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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MTG to be investigated for insider trading.

SMITE!!
April 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i’d probably be in way less pain and way less tired if i treated myself like someone with a chronic illness instead of just pretending i don’t have it and then being shocked when it comes back to bite me in the ass
April 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
me when i experience the symptoms of the disorder i was diagnosed with:
April 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Never fails
April 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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March 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
theonion.com/gang-in...
March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Waltz figuring out how this happened like
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Heres a paywall-free link!

archive.is/T4RTF
archive.is
March 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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BORN NO MOUTH / FORCED TO SCREAM
March 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I was afraid of this
March 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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me after going on a multi-state crime spree then fleeing to another country to start anew
March 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
the dichotomy of man
February 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Bryce Canyon National Park 🇺🇲
February 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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The squid comedian hadde the audience kraken uppe.
February 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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every time someone posts online about being unvaccinated my antifa buddies and i track them down and vaccinate them in their sleep
February 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Los Angeles peeps—spread the word about ICE.

We won’t know for sure until it happens, but better safe than sorry. Be prepared.
February 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM