REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER WITH A HAND VACUUM.

HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.

Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports

1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA

7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:

I need Chuck Schumer to stop fucking tweeting on here and actually utilize his power as the senate minority leader that has decades of congressional experience. Fucking do something to stop Elon Musk instead of just talking about it, the rhetoric is already out there!!!

Donald Trump is threatening to withhold aid from Los Angeles unless 2 ridiculous conditions are met

First, he wants statewide voter ID laws implemented

Secondly, he wants to see more waterflow from Northern California to the area

Here's why these propositions are bad: 🧵

TRUMPFLATION

trumpflation already kicking in

I genuinely don't think I'll be able to keep up with all the evil things that are happening/going to happen with the new Trump administration + Republican congress

they're just so evil and immediately upon entering office have undone so many international agreements we've been part of

I fucking hate when politicians put on a hard hat and vest to do a photo op at a work site. You are a LAWYER who has never done physical labor a day in your life. Sure, brag about the infrastructure projects you've funded. But stop pretending that you are doing any work.

Jimmy Carter's legacy is very complicated. His presidency is regarded as an overall negative, but he did have some significant policy achievements, especially foreign policy with the exception of Iran. But he is going to be remembered as an exceptional human being due to his post presidency

When there's a school shooting, people ask about the shooters motive and ideology, so they can blame it on "the other side" politically

When 1 CEO is shot, we don't think twice about the motives, we all understand

This, like most things, is a class issue

The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital

Today I listened to the first hour of arguments for the Supreme Court case US v. Skrmetti, the case challenging Tennessee's ban on gender affirming care. Although this case will likely not have a decision out until June, I have a lot of thoughts to share on this case and issue as a trans person 🧵

I condemn Hamas