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@elmoputney.bsky.social
Could do with a haircut. Please don't ask me for directions. Loves all things jazz hands.
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March 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!

If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!

Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.

JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺

#24HourEconomicBlackout
February 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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From our Canadian friends, in response to both Trump’s tariff threats and his ongoing attacks against democracy. 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
February 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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There are calls for Lord Eric Pickles to resign from the House of Lords he complained to the Grenfell Inquiry that he was missing important lunches.

Like if he needs to resign.
RT if he needs to be fired.
February 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Call me crazy, but when a convicted felon KNOWN for cheating people, scamming people, and having to close his Foundation and University for fraud says he wants to go to Fort Knox to see if "someone stole the gold," my Spidey sense starts tingling.

You can't trust that fucker.
February 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
February 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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America has a Nazi problem.
February 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
February 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Look closely.
February 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Hey @JDVance, and @elonmusk, and @realDonaldTrump it looks like the Auschwitz Memorial wants to educate you.

STOP LYING TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
February 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Yes he is.
February 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I'm a truck driver and when I'm finished eating my banana, I throw the skin out of the window. I don't see this as littering. I see this as a shrewd Mario kart move to stop other trucks from overtaking me.
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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She speaks truth.
February 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL

PASS IT ON!!!
a woman is covering her face with her hands while a crowd of people applaud .
ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hands while a crowd of people applaud .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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My old pal Palmerston has got a new job... in Bermuda. How did I miss out on that?!
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Why is nothing positive ever contagious? Like just once after getting sneezed on it would be nice to suddenly know how to play the piano or something.
February 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Dull, overwhelming gray covering it all is a perfect metaphor for the bigger picture.

This photograph was taken two days ago at the FBI Academy in Quantico and submitted to the NYT under the condition of anonymity.

If a picture is usually worth a thousand words, this one is worth millions.
January 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Never watched rugby but got into it during the Olympics? Great. Here's some talking points.
The man pictured below, who looks like he was rendered on a PS1 is called Antoine Dupont. He's 5'9 but has the density of a medium sized black hole.
January 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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They're not fooling anyone.
January 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Cheddar flavor Ritz crackers dipped in Garlic & Fine Herbs flavor Boursin. You're welcome.
January 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Someone has been sniffing sharpie again.
January 31, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.
January 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM