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you haven't truly known fear until a long-forgotten furby in the back of a closet starts screaming at you in australian at 3am
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Just a reminder of something that I've thought since I was in high school and my parents tried to convince me otherwise: The government isn't and has never been here to do things in your interest. They work in their self interest, the interest of corps, & of other governments that work the same way.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The comment section 🤌
I can't speak for anybody else, but for me, sometimes the whole executive dysfunction thing can get bad enough that I wrap all the way back around to being productive. I once wrote four hundred lines of code while procrastinating on the act of putting on a shirt.
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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This has me wondering if I can subvert and bend the process to my will by planning a specific task to procrastinate on

This is a delicate balancing act, but I think it could work and will absolutely not end in disaster
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Bond is dead but will be Bourne again.
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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#NotTheHallmarkChannel is in the soup for serving up steaming bowls of holiday goodness, like
8 PM: Minestrone on 34th Street
10 PM: Chowder of the Bells
12 AM: Miso This is Christmas
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Danni 🐕
Adult female Black Labrador Retriever mix
Adoptable from Let Love Live (Wadena, MN)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/danni-79328389/ia/clive/let-love-live-tx2429/
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Perimenopause has me so moody that I purposely woke up from a dream because it felt as though I had already dreamt it before lol
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
So are the Democrats going to write a strongly worded letter to Schumer et al?
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Black American soldiers literally dug these WWII graves. Traumatic. To acknowledge that fact at a cemetery they helped construct is something the Heritage Foundation cannot accept. As Veterans Day approaches, never forget that this country both compels and disrespects Black military service. Always.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I like to think they're checking our mental health lol
Close Encounters of the Deer Kind

Took nearly a year of daily encounters for them to get this close. I love how the two does mirror each other.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Grudge (not really) against the space program b/c I went to space camp in middle school under the assumption I'd be doing the underwater zero gravity simulation, pool suit and all. The best that happened is we got some Dippin' Dots and went to a roller rink.
Idk I was a kid obsessed with Space rather than Ocean
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I still do
Why the fuck did so many of us wanted to become a marine biologist when we were kids??
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I love faxing things
My favourite is explaining pagers to children.
‘So you phoned one person. Told them your message. They wrote it down and sent it to the person’s device’
‘How did they respond?’
‘They couldn’t.’
🤯
When I was a child my dad once sent me a telegram to wish me luck for a dance show because he was working overseas at the time. (I've still got it tucked away somewhere.) If you think about it, it's incredible how easy international communication has come on in a generation. Who remembers faxes? 🤷‍♀️😂
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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I have a f*ing doctorate in epidemiology and I’m still so confused about how to pick a health insurance plan. Open enrollment should not be this hard!
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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..you're either writing or you're thinking about writing..all the time.
~ #itswhatwedo
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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A true criminal
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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You didn’t have to hear anybody’s opinion about literally anything unless they were within slapping distance
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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“In a sea of hoodies and sneakers, he shows up in a riff on a three-piece suit. And the hat? No, that’s its own ritual. The fedora is reserved for weekends, holidays and museum visits.”

What a delightful article!
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM