On a more serious note today is one of those days in the calendar when sometimes it’s not all love and roses. If some of this sounds familiar get in contact with refuge or safe lives. refuge.org.uk/i-need-help-...

@fabulucy.bsky.social seen this and thought of you, not the tits part, that would be perverted but from your morning coffee face phase.

Early kick off times are shite!

Once drank 12 pints of Mild. Came home and sharted. Threw my soiled undies on the still burning coal fire thinking they would burn to ashes. No such luck, they put the fire out. My mum wasn't too impressed when she cleaned the fireplace next morning.

Can’t be doing with international breaks. I’d much rather watch a really really shite hibs. 🇳🇬

This time next week I’ll be back at work!

House destroyed in Edinburgh explosion