Elliot Parkus
@elliotparkus.bsky.social
Tottenham supporting media person. Views my own.
2-0 up against a rubbish team and then throws it away? Iraola really does want the Spurs job.
March 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
2-0 up against a rubbish team and then throws it away? Iraola really does want the Spurs job.
To be fair that's a very good goal. But we gave the ball away once too often.
March 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
To be fair that's a very good goal. But we gave the ball away once too often.
Sadly this is probably a good result for us 😕
February 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Sadly this is probably a good result for us 😕
Interesting. "strange icy balls" was my nickname at school.
February 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Interesting. "strange icy balls" was my nickname at school.
This....this is the end I'm afraid.
January 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This....this is the end I'm afraid.
So relieved it's not Alan Smith on co-comms this already feels like a sweet victory.
January 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So relieved it's not Alan Smith on co-comms this already feels like a sweet victory.
Enjoyed this line up from the BBC, it's like abstract art.
January 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Enjoyed this line up from the BBC, it's like abstract art.
I hope the club pop into the snow dome on the way home.
(Mainly so I can do going downhill fast jokes)
(Mainly so I can do going downhill fast jokes)
January 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I hope the club pop into the snow dome on the way home.
(Mainly so I can do going downhill fast jokes)
(Mainly so I can do going downhill fast jokes)
At least the players had the good grace not to celebrate.
January 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
At least the players had the good grace not to celebrate.
Extra time in the week we take on Arsenal. Banter club.
January 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Extra time in the week we take on Arsenal. Banter club.
I remain convinced that Werner is actually part of an elaborate practical joke, and is not actually a professional footballer.
January 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I remain convinced that Werner is actually part of an elaborate practical joke, and is not actually a professional footballer.
Reposted by Elliot Parkus
The annual highlight that is @davidhills.bsky.social's alternative sports awards of the year
The alternative 2024 sports awards: quotes, gaffes and animal cameos
The best and worst of 2024 – featuring Sir Jim Ratcliffe, the war on woke and the happiest 34 seconds of the year
www.theguardian.com
December 30, 2024 at 8:29 AM
The annual highlight that is @davidhills.bsky.social's alternative sports awards of the year
Well, at least our brilliant leader hasn't made himself look a twat by making ill-advised comments in public trying to shore up his support....
December 29, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Well, at least our brilliant leader hasn't made himself look a twat by making ill-advised comments in public trying to shore up his support....
But how come Kermit and Piggy had two pigs and two frogs, and no half frog/pig hybrid kids?
December 24, 2024 at 11:09 PM
But how come Kermit and Piggy had two pigs and two frogs, and no half frog/pig hybrid kids?
Great, a drum solo, just what everyone wants 🙄
December 21, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Great, a drum solo, just what everyone wants 🙄
Very nice of Southampton to play "When the Spurs go Marching in" before kick-off.
December 15, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Very nice of Southampton to play "When the Spurs go Marching in" before kick-off.
#MaKennaCutler what a fight this has been. Cutler has done an absolutely brilliant job, surprised me tbh
December 14, 2024 at 9:38 PM
#MaKennaCutler what a fight this has been. Cutler has done an absolutely brilliant job, surprised me tbh
It's not really fair that Chelsea started the second half 20 mins before us
December 8, 2024 at 5:54 PM
It's not really fair that Chelsea started the second half 20 mins before us
When they threw a pigs head at Figo it was all "look at this amazing passion". A few bits of paper in the epl and everyone is clutching their pearls.
December 8, 2024 at 5:33 PM
When they threw a pigs head at Figo it was all "look at this amazing passion". A few bits of paper in the epl and everyone is clutching their pearls.
Woof
a soccer player with the number 85 on his shirt
ALT: a soccer player with the number 85 on his shirt
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Woof
That storm was pretty wild last night. Just opened my front door and I'm not sure I'm in Pinner anymore.
December 7, 2024 at 8:46 AM
That storm was pretty wild last night. Just opened my front door and I'm not sure I'm in Pinner anymore.