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fixed it
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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You guys aren’t gonna believe this but this is still one of the best movies of the century.

My poorly written and rushed review (I am sleepy)

boxd.it/bVA6yL
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Just heard this, thought of you, @kristadb1.bsky.social

IYKYK eh
Twelve Days of Christmas performed by Bob and Doug McKenzie
YouTube video by VinnyG113
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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okay hi it's eri *deep breath* I am so so thrilled to announce that I am a FINALIST for Chicago Reader's Best Of 2025 awards in three categories:
-Best New Poetry Collection: Marrow by eri lucia kapling
-Best Poet: eri lucia kapling
-Best Zine: MY ENEMIES, MY FRIENDS by eri lucia kapling
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Why don't you have a seat on the bench over there that says Group W.
Sixty years ago this week in the Berkshire (MA) Eagle: "Saturday, Richard J. Robbins, 19, of Poughkeepsie, N.Y., and Arlo Guthrie, 18, of Howard Beach, N.Y., each paid a fine of $25 in Lee District Court after pleading guilty of illegally disposing of rubbish...."
web.archive.org/web/20201125... 1/2
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
had to check lol
ten years :)
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
voice training nerfed the fuck out of how Chicago I used to sound lol
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
gotta say, freshening up my straight razor to a 12k edge really drives home why barbers needed to go to school to use one.

relative angles, appropriate pressure, contours and preparation of the flesh, an instrument with specific geometry to have an edge measured in microns.

all to be smooth 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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happy transgender day of remembrance

thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly

please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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this is gonna get stuck in my head. i may as well learn the dance that goes with it and see if it helps
I already know depression hates to see this man coming. I’m cancelling all of my therapy appointments and adding this song and dance to my morning routine.

*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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In some moments, I am tied to the idea that transition is about making me love myself more. But as I've progressed, I've realized the true point of it is to allow you to relax enough to love others more effectively.
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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ITS SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY

JUST BECAUSE THEY SAW YOU DO SHIT DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM A CONFESSION
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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PRINCESS LEIA UNDERSTANDS YOU NEVER TALK TO COPS

DO YOU
the end of rogue one makes leia being like "i have no idea what plans you're talking about" so fucking funny
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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the president of the united states should be allowed to slob on bubba if he wants to
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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an animaniacs style song about how every republican president destroys the economy would flip 4 senate seats minimum
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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these are the same people that want to repeatedly inspect your childs genitals btw
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM