In fact, one might go so far as to say biblical.

Epic, even.

This is now in my head, thank you

Amen to all that, especially the second one

Ha I knew it'd be that before I even clicked the link 🤣

Sadly relatable. Although my self-harm is barely eating at all, and then getting hooked on checking the scales every day 🙃

My neck of the woods, Hergest Ridge! What's a Aperol Stowford Spritz like, is it drinkable?

Oh I don't know, I might go back with a box of chocolates or something as an apology, and maybe ask that somebody if I could buy them a coffee as well, now that they're not in their pissy jeans

This sounds like a meet cute to me, was the owner fanciable?

See also: I voted for yourself

Merci beaucoup ☺️

Thank you! ☺️

I used a pattern I bought on Etsy, but it wasn't the clearest so I worked a lot of it out myself. There have been some additions to lines since the pattern was done, so I extended them in my stitch, based on the latest metro map from RATP

I lived there about 20 years ago and loved the metro so much that I wanted to write a guide book based on metro lines. Maybe I'll do it one day 😀

Thank you ☺️