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Elletwas Nalon
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Good ol’ Iowa boy. I’m not good at writing posts. You’ve been warned. AuDHD but a high portion of this website already probably is.
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PURDUE UNIVERSITY
#BlueCy
Distorted picture of TJ Otzelberger with glowing eyes. Caption reads “YOU LOST TO OTZELBASKETBERGERBALL.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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ALCORN STATE UNIVERSITY!?
#BlueCy
Distorted picture of TJ Otzelberger with glowing eyes. Caption reads “YOU LOST TO OTZELBASKETBERGERBALL.”
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY
#BlueCy
Distorted picture of TJ Otzelberger with glowing eyes. Caption reads “YOU LOST TO OTZELBASKETBERGERBALL.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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CREIGHTON UNIVERSITY
#BlueCy
Distorted picture of TJ Otzelberger with glowing eyes. Caption reads “YOU LOST TO OTZELBASKETBERGERBALL.”
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Saw this at an Aldi a couple of weeks ago. Why is there an apparent need for brioche stuffing? It’s stuffing.
Packages of garlic rosemary brioche stuffing mix from the Aldi brand “Specially Selected”. The box has a picture of the stuffing alongside other dishes with a purple and black logo.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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ST. JOHN’S UNIVERSITY
#BlueCy
Distorted picture of TJ Otzelberger with glowing eyes. Caption reads “YOU LOST TO OTZELBASKETBERGERBALL.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Forgot about this for the first 3 games, but…
STONEHILL COLLEGE
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Distorted picture of TJ Otzelberger with glowing eyes. Caption reads “YOU LOST TO OTZELBASKETBERGERBALL.”
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Supposedly the mascot of the Minnesota State Fair is related to Goldy Gopher.
“Q. Are you related to the University of Minnesota’s Goldy Gopher? A. I believe we might be distant cousins on my mother’s side.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Least obvious AI Slop.
Screenshot of an advertisement on YouTube for a supposed Christmas decoration with a kid dancing around it? The screenshot is pretty obviously AI generated.
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Did I do this right?
A screenshot of a sign meant to look like Zohran Mamdani’s campaign sign that says “LULLABY FOR THE WORKING CLASS”.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Kansas City football against the OAKLAND raiders “the autumn wind”
Shutterstock photo of man hanging his head in his hands on the toilet.
October 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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They have such a comforting number font.
Black Chevy Camaro with an red/orange 74 riding on a track.
October 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Before the day is done here in the CST zone, I should share my vinyl of “Z” by My Morning Jacket. Listened to this today to celebrate its 20th birthday!
Photo of a gatefold cover of the 2005 album “Z” by My Morning Jacket with a vinyl sleeve located right next to it on a bed.
October 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Also, note to self: Do not wear glasses when moshing
Photo from inside of car showing a pair of glasses with the left bar bent. The camera doesn’t do the glasses justice.
September 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Awesome show. Decided to try moshing, so someone else took this photo for me.
Very, very blurry photo of crowd during the Modern Life Is War show at Gabe’s in Iowa City.
September 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I don’t need to explain myself to you.
The Rotten Tomatoes page for Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th. The movie has a tomatometer rating of 14% and a popcorn meter rating of 31%. The Rotten Tomatoes page for the movie Bio-Dome. The movie has a tomatometer rating of 4% and a popcorn meter rating of 51%.
September 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Thanks for the info wikipedia.org
A picture taken from a screen displaying the Wikipedia article for Weezer’s Blue Album with the cursor hovering over the album cover with alt text “Four plainly dressed young white men stand facing the viewer against a solid blue background, with the band name written in black in the top right corner.”
September 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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It actually happened, oh my god
A screenshot from the show “The League” containing actor Paul Scheer wearing a red shirt with yellow text saying “Yeast Mode”. Cut out of frame on the right is Marshawn Lynch, wearing his famed “Beast Mode” shirt.
August 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Welcome back football
A screenshot of a headline from the website BroBible stating “Is TCU Starting Quarterback Josh Hoover Part Of The ‘Furry’ Costume Community?” The headline’s photo has a cat fursuit on the left side, and Josh Hoover on the right wearing TCU’s traditional purple. Tweet by one @/defnotUGAfan stating “Josh Hoover got that dog in him.” Contains an image of a chest x-ray with two fursuiters superimposed.
August 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Post by Elletwas Nalon from April 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM saying “I will dance on Penske’s grave when he dies”.
July 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Doodle Dice is years beyond your research.
A box for the board game “Doodle Dice” with the caption “See what your dice can doodle!”
July 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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NHL Free Agency has begun!
Tim Robinson from the show “I Think You Should Leave” sitting on a red couch and wearing a complicated shirt. Robinson’s character is saying “Dan Flashes is a very aggressive store. I mean, you walk by a store and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated shirts.”
July 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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A tribute act of course since the real Weird Al was assassinated by Pablo Escobar’s cartel.
Such a fun time.
June 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Visual interpretation:
A frame from a Berries and Cream Starburst commercial featuring a man in purple clothing on the left and two men wearing casual clothing on the right. The caption reads “Chicken? Chicken and what else?”
June 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Uhhh okay then. Can’t find good information about this list since the creator was suspended.
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June 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM