lauren m.
@elle-emme.bsky.social
baker, social media manager, cat mother, chronically online gremlin ✌🏻💜🥐
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🚨 New Jersey continues to monitor developments and will continue to provide updates at NJSNAP.gov as needed. Additional assistance for #SNAP households during the ongoing federal shutdown is available at
🔗 NJ.gov/SNAPshutdown.
🔗 NJ.gov/SNAPshutdown.
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
🚨 New Jersey continues to monitor developments and will continue to provide updates at NJSNAP.gov as needed. Additional assistance for #SNAP households during the ongoing federal shutdown is available at
🔗 NJ.gov/SNAPshutdown.
🔗 NJ.gov/SNAPshutdown.
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Voter turnout in New Jersey sets high watermark newjerseymonitor.com/2025/11/07/n...
Voter turnout in New Jersey sets high watermark • New Jersey Monitor
More New Jerseyans cast ballots in this year's elections than they did in any non-presidential race since at least 1998.
newjerseymonitor.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Voter turnout in New Jersey sets high watermark newjerseymonitor.com/2025/11/07/n...
Find me at Whole Foods bitch, I don’t care.
October 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Find me at Whole Foods bitch, I don’t care.
Lasagna Love but it’s just me force feeding everyone in a 3 mile radius of me soup
September 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Lasagna Love but it’s just me force feeding everyone in a 3 mile radius of me soup
Devo and Modest Mouse are the same band
September 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Devo and Modest Mouse are the same band
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trump remade the Republican party in his own image over the course of like six months
so yeah, i do think political parties can pivot to do things that work
so yeah, i do think political parties can pivot to do things that work
Let me get this straight. You want to do a total rebuild of the Democratic party a year before the most important midterms in history?
Are you OK?
Are you high?
Are you OK?
Are you high?
June 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
trump remade the Republican party in his own image over the course of like six months
so yeah, i do think political parties can pivot to do things that work
so yeah, i do think political parties can pivot to do things that work
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TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
You know when you’ve been quoting something with a particular inflection for so long that you completely forget its origin? It’s simply Part of the Vernacular, no longer referential—divorced of all context, a mere turn of phrase.
May 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You know when you’ve been quoting something with a particular inflection for so long that you completely forget its origin? It’s simply Part of the Vernacular, no longer referential—divorced of all context, a mere turn of phrase.
final gifts from the bakery
May 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
final gifts from the bakery
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“Children will be taught not to bully me. Children will be taught that I have a completely normal size and shape of head. Children will be taught not to say I look like if Pinocchio was made by Heinrich Himmler.”
Stephen Miller: "Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots. Children will be taught civic values for schools that want federal taxpayer funding ... we're gonna make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology."
May 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“Children will be taught not to bully me. Children will be taught that I have a completely normal size and shape of head. Children will be taught not to say I look like if Pinocchio was made by Heinrich Himmler.”
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Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
May 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
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"I don't know what the big deal is" — exactly the right energy for fighting a moral panic
De Niro said: “I loved and supported Aaron as my son, and now I love and support Airyn as my daughter. I don’t know what the big deal is … I love all my children.”
He really is all right, Robert De Niro.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ma...
He really is all right, Robert De Niro.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ma...
Robert De Niro supports daughter Airyn as she comes out as trans: ‘I don’t know what the big deal is’
After her announcement of her transition, the actor said: ‘I loved and supported Aaron as my son, and now I love and support Airyn as my daughter’
www.theguardian.com
May 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"I don't know what the big deal is" — exactly the right energy for fighting a moral panic
screaming in the woods as self care
May 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
screaming in the woods as self care
listening to sylvan esso in the woods as self care
May 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
listening to sylvan esso in the woods as self care
mfw my disability disables me lol 🤪
April 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
mfw my disability disables me lol 🤪
This is my last week baking professionally. I’ve rolled approximately 500,000 croissants. I will miss this terribly.
April 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is my last week baking professionally. I’ve rolled approximately 500,000 croissants. I will miss this terribly.
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In Gaza, WCK is among the last organizations still able to cook meals. The IDF has shut all crossings to shipments, including humanitarian relief. We are now nearing the end of our supplies—and the limits of what’s possible. The humanitarian crisis grows more dire each day.
#ChefsForGaza (1/7)
#ChefsForGaza (1/7)
April 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
In Gaza, WCK is among the last organizations still able to cook meals. The IDF has shut all crossings to shipments, including humanitarian relief. We are now nearing the end of our supplies—and the limits of what’s possible. The humanitarian crisis grows more dire each day.
#ChefsForGaza (1/7)
#ChefsForGaza (1/7)
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🇺🇸🎂 The Library of Congress turns 224 today, but its web presence only dates to the 1990s. The #WaybackMachine preserves its evolving online design.
Explore the past of your favorite websites ➡️ web.archive.org
#LibraryOfCongress #InternetArchive #libraries
Explore the past of your favorite websites ➡️ web.archive.org
#LibraryOfCongress #InternetArchive #libraries
April 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
🇺🇸🎂 The Library of Congress turns 224 today, but its web presence only dates to the 1990s. The #WaybackMachine preserves its evolving online design.
Explore the past of your favorite websites ➡️ web.archive.org
#LibraryOfCongress #InternetArchive #libraries
Explore the past of your favorite websites ➡️ web.archive.org
#LibraryOfCongress #InternetArchive #libraries
the greatest song of all time is Tokyo Drift by the Teriyaki Boyz followed by any and all songs that sample Tokyo Drift by the Teriyaki Boyz
April 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
the greatest song of all time is Tokyo Drift by the Teriyaki Boyz followed by any and all songs that sample Tokyo Drift by the Teriyaki Boyz
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I should only get benefits from living in a society. If I also have obligations that's communism
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I should only get benefits from living in a society. If I also have obligations that's communism
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saw another skeet full of replies from white liberals saying we should leave people in red states to die
millions of Black, brown, and poor people live in red states and either don’t want to leave or can’t leave.
disrespectfully, fuck all of you who leave people to drown. gross.
millions of Black, brown, and poor people live in red states and either don’t want to leave or can’t leave.
disrespectfully, fuck all of you who leave people to drown. gross.
February 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
saw another skeet full of replies from white liberals saying we should leave people in red states to die
millions of Black, brown, and poor people live in red states and either don’t want to leave or can’t leave.
disrespectfully, fuck all of you who leave people to drown. gross.
millions of Black, brown, and poor people live in red states and either don’t want to leave or can’t leave.
disrespectfully, fuck all of you who leave people to drown. gross.
“waaaaah not one white performer during the halftime show!!1!!!!one!1” oh NOW dei is important to you?
February 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
“waaaaah not one white performer during the halftime show!!1!!!!one!1” oh NOW dei is important to you?
what’s the appropriate amount of high to attend disney on ice?
February 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
what’s the appropriate amount of high to attend disney on ice?
jay sweet if you’re out there I have some suggestions slash requirements for this years nff lineup
February 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
jay sweet if you’re out there I have some suggestions slash requirements for this years nff lineup
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the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!
February 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!