My mom: please don't call your brother a N*zi because he's a conservative
My brother, retweeting:
My brother, retweeting:
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My mom: please don't call your brother a N*zi because he's a conservative
My brother, retweeting:
My brother, retweeting:
anyone else say this in Ross Gellers voice just me then okay
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
anyone else say this in Ross Gellers voice just me then okay
I stocked up on all the foods he doesn't like that I do. First up,
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I stocked up on all the foods he doesn't like that I do. First up,
Baby me in a world before color
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Baby me in a world before color
Dickie V gets on my nerves but I'm still like
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Dickie V gets on my nerves but I'm still like
Chief Puppy Officer Wrigley would like it if you'd eff off
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Chief Puppy Officer Wrigley would like it if you'd eff off
@solomonmissouri.bsky.social you're welcome
October 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@solomonmissouri.bsky.social you're welcome
If you're thinking "this implies the existence of an incorrect bear" you'd also be correct
October 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you're thinking "this implies the existence of an incorrect bear" you'd also be correct
Giving these a try tonight
October 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Giving these a try tonight
Y'all look at this absolute chonk
October 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Y'all look at this absolute chonk
SCREW YOU, EMILY, YOU KNEW IT WAS MINE.
October 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
SCREW YOU, EMILY, YOU KNEW IT WAS MINE.
Didn't we do this in 2013?
October 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Didn't we do this in 2013?
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Is it just me, or is His Majesty's jacket too long?
October 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Is it just me, or is His Majesty's jacket too long?
Why Do White People Want to Stink So Bad is my Roman Empire
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Why Do White People Want to Stink So Bad is my Roman Empire
Happy Birthday to meeee
October 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Happy Birthday to meeee
Baby's first AI smackdown
October 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Baby's first AI smackdown
The answer to this question is was and ever shall be "no."
September 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The answer to this question is was and ever shall be "no."
"WHO DO YOU LIKE BETTER ME OR HIM?"
September 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"WHO DO YOU LIKE BETTER ME OR HIM?"
Meanwhile, I found you a jacket
September 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Meanwhile, I found you a jacket