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mean mugs and shoulder shrugs
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It's "psych," not "sike"
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welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My mom: please don't call your brother a N*zi because he's a conservative
My brother, retweeting:
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I’m at the Saturday Night Massacre.

I’m at the Wednesday Handy Situation.

I’m at the combination Saturday Night Massacre Wednesday Handy Situation.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Today at our local greasy spoon I heard this sweet Southern waitress trying to explain country-fried steak to an obviously Northern woman who could not grasp the concept of batter-dipped minute steak fried in oil. "What is minute steak?" "BREADED? STEAK?"
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sir this is a Wendy's
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
OMG my high school has a bigger gym than this lol. The Duke fans at West Point are super lucky.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I stopped at my local Kroger to get a pound of hamburger (and some crackers we're having chili) and it was SEVEN WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS. For a pound of regular ol' 80/20 beef. This is unsustainable.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Before and after the fire that destroyed the Negro Boys Industrial School in 1959 killing 21 kids. Hear their story on The Coroner’s Report Podcast, streaming on all platforms.

#BlackHistory #ArkansasHistory #Podcast #ARpx #LittleRock #Segregation #LockedDoorsLostBoys #CoronersReportPodcast
Before and After
The 1959 fire at the Negro Boys Industrial School in Wrightsville, Arkansas killed 21 young men.
open.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Hello lover
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
anyone else say this in Ross Gellers voice just me then okay
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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He’s the one who filed for divorce. They had twins together, and he kept most of his assets, including a $13 million car collection.

The money he’s talking about was part of an equalization payment related to the sale of their home.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Someone called the Dem defectors The Hateful Eight and I'm sticking with that one
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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This moment demands fighters, not folders.
Official statement from @jamestalarico.bsky.social on shutdown negotiations
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Dems could've put a foot up DJT's ass but they shot their toes off instead
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
When did UNC get a Big Dumb White Guy?
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Husband is a deer camp for a week. Me rn
a woman is walking down a set of stairs
ALT: a woman is walking down a set of stairs
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Baby me in a world before color
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Those of us of A Certain Age clocked McDreamy back in the day. Also, "you want to RENT me?!" = still hilarious
A nerd pays the popular girl $1000 to date him for a month and thus skyrocket him to the top of the high school social hierarchy is a reliable premise that works well off the baby-faced charisma of Dempsey & Peterson. It’s both dated & fun but it still has something meaningful to say in the end.
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You're gonna stop and check the basket of the black man in front of me and then wave me on? Not today, WalMart greeter.
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Duke wins! Total blue [devil] wave today!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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folks we still got prop 50 coming in CA

if you’re in line to lib out stay in line
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM