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Elizabeth Keizner
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Carrie Coon should host SNL this season
August 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My kids’ continued reactions to watching Fellowship for the first time:

1. Don’t like orcs at all
2. Really don’t like Uruk-Hai
3. “Mom, you look like a combination of Arwen and Gimli!”
February 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My daughter never met a shower cap she couldn’t immediately fill with water
February 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My kids’ reactions to watching Fellowship of the Ring for the first time, so far:

1. Frodo is very handsome
2. Gandalf would be the best grandpa
3. Ring Wraiths are super creepy
4. Strong identification with hobbits, based entirely on eating habits
January 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM