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Lazey Blazey
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I am le tired.
Reposted by Lazey Blazey
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
So was he crooked? Or was he incompetent and unknowing?
In this particular case, both things can't be true.

PICK ONE LIE AND STICK WITH IT, DONALD.

Unfortunately, in Donald's case, he IS both crooked and incompetent.
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Lol, you got me there.

"Get eaten by a sea monster" is my favorite response. God i wish that would happen.

"JEFF BEZOS' MEGA YACHT DEVOURED BY MEGA KRAKEN" is the headline I'm waiting for. 🐙
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
That's kinda my point. The yacht, while having some "eco-friendly features" or whatever, is still an unnecessary, garish display of wealth and disregard for the earth and its inhabitants. A disgusting display of hubris and greed.

I can't fucking stand these people.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Good morning from your neighbors in Buffalo, New York! Love you Rochacha! 🤍
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ooooo you got a Brownstone, you lucky ducky?!?
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
But like.... who really needs a fucking yacht? What do you need to do on the yacht you couldn't already do on land?
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Who doesn't love a golden retriever. They're like the sweetest, most playful little fluffy golden clouds you've ever met.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Simply beautiful.

It reminds me of the art of Eric Carle (The Very Hungry Caterpillar)
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Someone really should. Shit is nasty.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It's possible, but I'm chalking it up to good ol' classic stupidity! 👌
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I don't think they do!

They just heard "Jesus" and went "yup!! Jesus!!" 🤦‍♀️
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
OH!! i LOVE the "He Get Us" Jesus commercial that uses "Personal Jesus" as the song!!! 💀💀💀💀💀

Like holy fuck yall really have no idea.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Omg i love it when stuff like this happens...

People are like "omg I love this song!" And you just go "...you realize this song is about murdering puppies, right?" 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Did she... have that woman deported on purpose? That's what I'm reading between the lines here.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is unchecked capitalism hard at work.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
How Melania feels about Christmas: fuck this grinchy cunt.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Oh look! Domestic terrorism!
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Amazing.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM