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Lazey Blazey
@elizablaze.bsky.social
I am le tired.
FFR. No one thinks about the women's side of this horror story.

Then this poor pregnant woman is forced to give birth surrounded by animal waste, when three strange men show up, demanding to see the newborn so they can worship it... what the fuck.
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This must end.
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I miss my sunnies so much!!! My tallest was about 13ft. Next year I wanna grow Teddy Bears 🌻
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Good morning from your neighbors in Buffalo, New York! Love you Rochacha! 🤍
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My Mandevilla aka Brazilian Jasmine.

I miss my flowers. It's all snowy, now. 🥺
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Pumpkin Cheesecakes, made from the pumpkins i grew! I hope they taste as good as they look... it's my first time making any sort of cheesecake 🎃 also my first time growing pumpkins!
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
How Melania feels about Christmas: fuck this grinchy cunt.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I wonder what numbers he's looking at...
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Mona Lisa Smile (feat. Norbert)
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Flowers.. because they're all gone now.
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The UK is perfect for Petunias! They're fairly easy to care for, too. Here's a picture of my red and white ones early this past summer... they grew to be quite glorious.
November 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Here: take this GIF. It's a good one these days.
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Behold. The Norbert Lisa.
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I see your black cat and raise you one more black cat
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
There's always this:
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
October 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Over, and over, and over again.
Will they ever learn?
June 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
June 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM