Lizzie Andromeda
@elizabethandromeda.bsky.social
They'll dig up my sexy bones and say "wow this person never exercised," long before they wonder about the conditions of my birth. She/Her 🏳️⚧️
Pinned
Though I've a limited sample size to actually base my conclusions off of, I think every girl would agree that at home hormone injections are more effective if done on the Lord's day.
Spit in God's eye, jab E into thigh.
(Or tummy 😘)
Spit in God's eye, jab E into thigh.
(Or tummy 😘)
The hardest part of relearning piano on an instrument that hasn't been tuned this century is sight reading a song and wondering if it sounds like shit because I'm reading it wrong, the piano is out of tune, or because it's supposed to sound terrible.
February 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The hardest part of relearning piano on an instrument that hasn't been tuned this century is sight reading a song and wondering if it sounds like shit because I'm reading it wrong, the piano is out of tune, or because it's supposed to sound terrible.
My old hobby room used to also be my office, so I couldn't just close the door and ignore it, because then I'd get fired. Now I have no job and a messy, unusable hobby room. They aren't related or anything, I just think life is silly.
February 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My old hobby room used to also be my office, so I couldn't just close the door and ignore it, because then I'd get fired. Now I have no job and a messy, unusable hobby room. They aren't related or anything, I just think life is silly.
Does anyone else get a vague sense of loss when they see a "you're finally awake" meme? Like they're funny, of course, but I'll never actually wake up in Skyrim. Tragedy is to daydream of things that can never be.
February 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Does anyone else get a vague sense of loss when they see a "you're finally awake" meme? Like they're funny, of course, but I'll never actually wake up in Skyrim. Tragedy is to daydream of things that can never be.
Getting a piano today! Gonna take some childhood trauma head-on and either emerge victorious or a gibbering lunatic. Either way I'll be more interesting.
February 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Getting a piano today! Gonna take some childhood trauma head-on and either emerge victorious or a gibbering lunatic. Either way I'll be more interesting.
Recovering from ear piercings has been so much worse than any tattoo. And little children do this! I am weak.
February 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Recovering from ear piercings has been so much worse than any tattoo. And little children do this! I am weak.
I think about facial laser hair removal or electrolysis often, but remain paralyzed to the possibility that I could have so much more free time. What would a shower be like that didn't always run out of hot water by the end? No one should have that much power.
February 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I think about facial laser hair removal or electrolysis often, but remain paralyzed to the possibility that I could have so much more free time. What would a shower be like that didn't always run out of hot water by the end? No one should have that much power.
I finally got a little bit of sleep last night. I woke up feeling like I needed more. I know the signs now, I've lived through it, I'm addicted to sleep 😭
February 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I finally got a little bit of sleep last night. I woke up feeling like I needed more. I know the signs now, I've lived through it, I'm addicted to sleep 😭
I finally got my ears pierced yesterday. Super cute but it hurts to sleep on my sides, and my back is still itching from my healing tattoo. These must be those consequences of my own actions people have talked about 😭
February 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I finally got my ears pierced yesterday. Super cute but it hurts to sleep on my sides, and my back is still itching from my healing tattoo. These must be those consequences of my own actions people have talked about 😭
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i adore that Chappell gets shit every time she gets prickly and she refuses to stop going in. she’s got the juice.
February 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i adore that Chappell gets shit every time she gets prickly and she refuses to stop going in. she’s got the juice.
Having ADHD (and whatever else) makes me feel like the Flash. Not in a way that helps people, or lets me run fast (Lord knows not that) but in how I can bounce away from tragedy, from despair, from the unpleasant, in an eyeblink.
But, sometimes I lose my speed for no reason and am forced to walk.
But, sometimes I lose my speed for no reason and am forced to walk.
February 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Having ADHD (and whatever else) makes me feel like the Flash. Not in a way that helps people, or lets me run fast (Lord knows not that) but in how I can bounce away from tragedy, from despair, from the unpleasant, in an eyeblink.
But, sometimes I lose my speed for no reason and am forced to walk.
But, sometimes I lose my speed for no reason and am forced to walk.
As a former member of the Mormon church I've struggled with Sundays. As an American living under capitalism I've hated Mondays. As a worker I've loathed Tuesdays, exhausted by Wednesday, Thursday still not free.
Two days. That's how many some rich fucks decided were mine.
I steal them all back.
Two days. That's how many some rich fucks decided were mine.
I steal them all back.
February 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
As a former member of the Mormon church I've struggled with Sundays. As an American living under capitalism I've hated Mondays. As a worker I've loathed Tuesdays, exhausted by Wednesday, Thursday still not free.
Two days. That's how many some rich fucks decided were mine.
I steal them all back.
Two days. That's how many some rich fucks decided were mine.
I steal them all back.
Some mornings I wake up in the sickening state of unsleep. My eyes rebel, my hands are weak, and my mind spins off its axle.
During these times I've learned to write things down because they can lead to inspiration:
Big titty mailbox
Eyes like coke tops
Fish stick Idaho
...this will be great.
During these times I've learned to write things down because they can lead to inspiration:
Big titty mailbox
Eyes like coke tops
Fish stick Idaho
...this will be great.
February 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Some mornings I wake up in the sickening state of unsleep. My eyes rebel, my hands are weak, and my mind spins off its axle.
During these times I've learned to write things down because they can lead to inspiration:
Big titty mailbox
Eyes like coke tops
Fish stick Idaho
...this will be great.
During these times I've learned to write things down because they can lead to inspiration:
Big titty mailbox
Eyes like coke tops
Fish stick Idaho
...this will be great.
I didn't have anything particularly interesting to say today, it's been a relaxing Sunday, but I just realized I was at 68 posts so this is it! See ya later losers 😘😘
February 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I didn't have anything particularly interesting to say today, it's been a relaxing Sunday, but I just realized I was at 68 posts so this is it! See ya later losers 😘😘
Yes that's right, I'm playing solitaire to unwind. It's not 100% old lady behavior though, I am after all using my Warhammer playing cards with illustrations by the incomparable John Blanche.
February 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Yes that's right, I'm playing solitaire to unwind. It's not 100% old lady behavior though, I am after all using my Warhammer playing cards with illustrations by the incomparable John Blanche.
I'm trying to "relax" this morning after a week of writing. I hate it. I'm a big cat prowling my cage, a small cat prowling a smaller cage a...I don't know, I can only think of cat similes today. Maybe a good thing I'm not writing today.
February 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm trying to "relax" this morning after a week of writing. I hate it. I'm a big cat prowling my cage, a small cat prowling a smaller cage a...I don't know, I can only think of cat similes today. Maybe a good thing I'm not writing today.
You ever dodge anxiety triggers all day, all week, all month and then something just punches you in the face right before bed? Fuck you January, you can't be dead and buried soon enough.
February 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
You ever dodge anxiety triggers all day, all week, all month and then something just punches you in the face right before bed? Fuck you January, you can't be dead and buried soon enough.
Bitches be like "I love how morning mist hugs pine trees like phantoms from the death of moonlight". It's me, I'm bitches.
January 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Bitches be like "I love how morning mist hugs pine trees like phantoms from the death of moonlight". It's me, I'm bitches.
Speaking of being 16, did anyone else's girlfriend accuse them of cheating because of a viola hickey? You finally get your shit together and practice several hours a day and people just assume you're getting your neck sucked on smh
January 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Speaking of being 16, did anyone else's girlfriend accuse them of cheating because of a viola hickey? You finally get your shit together and practice several hours a day and people just assume you're getting your neck sucked on smh
My favorite part of being in my mid 30s is how many foods give me heartburn now. When I was 16 my best friend and I poured mountain dew into pixie sticks and ate the fel homunculus it spawned. Woke up feeling just fine.
What? The migraines? Pretty sure those weren't related.
What? The migraines? Pretty sure those weren't related.
January 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My favorite part of being in my mid 30s is how many foods give me heartburn now. When I was 16 my best friend and I poured mountain dew into pixie sticks and ate the fel homunculus it spawned. Woke up feeling just fine.
What? The migraines? Pretty sure those weren't related.
What? The migraines? Pretty sure those weren't related.
For those curious (the like two people 🥰), I am attempting to get some books published. Currently working on a new project that is shaping up to be the real winner I think. The previous books are mired in the choppy waters of transitioning, both pre and post. This one is all Elizabeth, baby 😘
January 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
For those curious (the like two people 🥰), I am attempting to get some books published. Currently working on a new project that is shaping up to be the real winner I think. The previous books are mired in the choppy waters of transitioning, both pre and post. This one is all Elizabeth, baby 😘
If brevity is the soul of wit then I am a fucking dumbass.
January 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If brevity is the soul of wit then I am a fucking dumbass.
The biggest struggle in writing is fearing no one will ever read it. I love a lingering sentence, filled with more commas and semicolons than anyone has a right to expect to be read; a chatty style for a chatty bitch. Here friend, I've given you homework except it's even more boring and long-winded.
January 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The biggest struggle in writing is fearing no one will ever read it. I love a lingering sentence, filled with more commas and semicolons than anyone has a right to expect to be read; a chatty style for a chatty bitch. Here friend, I've given you homework except it's even more boring and long-winded.
Feeling the hot water begin to wane just as you've begun to wash your hair is like watching a car accident in slow motion.
And you're in one of the cars.
And the other car.
And a pedestrian.
And you're in one of the cars.
And the other car.
And a pedestrian.
January 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Feeling the hot water begin to wane just as you've begun to wash your hair is like watching a car accident in slow motion.
And you're in one of the cars.
And the other car.
And a pedestrian.
And you're in one of the cars.
And the other car.
And a pedestrian.
Every single time I tell myself the night before that I'm going to get up and be productive the next day I wake up the coziest I've ever been. Why am I being tested in this way?
January 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Every single time I tell myself the night before that I'm going to get up and be productive the next day I wake up the coziest I've ever been. Why am I being tested in this way?
On the tits and ass scale I've always swung heavily towards the latter, but now that I'm growing my own, I appreciate the silhouette of an ample chest the way a novice gardener appreciates a botanical garden.
January 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
On the tits and ass scale I've always swung heavily towards the latter, but now that I'm growing my own, I appreciate the silhouette of an ample chest the way a novice gardener appreciates a botanical garden.