Eliza P
@eliza-p.bsky.social
probably too early in December for me to be on an all chicken wing diet
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
probably too early in December for me to be on an all chicken wing diet
I know not everyone is lucky enough to live by a hub & sometimes you can’t get a good connection for love or money - but one of my main goals when flying is to spend as little time at the airport as possible
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I know not everyone is lucky enough to live by a hub & sometimes you can’t get a good connection for love or money - but one of my main goals when flying is to spend as little time at the airport as possible
Watching ‘Heated Rivarly’ and like, seeing the female id/fanfiction as mass media is both highly satisfying & mortifying and like is this what it’s like to be a guy?
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Watching ‘Heated Rivarly’ and like, seeing the female id/fanfiction as mass media is both highly satisfying & mortifying and like is this what it’s like to be a guy?
no feeling is final
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
no feeling is final
No greater joy than remembering you can just make yourself 1 or 2 grilled cheese sandwiches
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
No greater joy than remembering you can just make yourself 1 or 2 grilled cheese sandwiches
one of the cool train stations (with next to no trains)
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
one of the cool train stations (with next to no trains)
Purgatory is probably a lot like an Amtrak night train from Chicago to Cincinnati
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Purgatory is probably a lot like an Amtrak night train from Chicago to Cincinnati
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Long ago, the people of Chicago carelessly incurred the wrath of the god of electricity & loincloths. Our ancestors left this record of the events that followed so that we might reflect on our past misdeeds & take care to not repeat them.
Goodnight from Chicago, home to excellent Art Deco industrial infrastructure.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Long ago, the people of Chicago carelessly incurred the wrath of the god of electricity & loincloths. Our ancestors left this record of the events that followed so that we might reflect on our past misdeeds & take care to not repeat them.
Attack of the clones was such a great movie to see exactly one time as a child because it was visually stunning & simple
i would push rogue one down and bring solo and the last jedi up. i’d also place attack of the clones at the bottom.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Attack of the clones was such a great movie to see exactly one time as a child because it was visually stunning & simple
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broke: removing speeding cameras because they catch too many people
woke: gearing speeding fines to personal income
bespoke: speeding fines based on vehicle size and subsequent potential for catastrophic injury
woke: gearing speeding fines to personal income
bespoke: speeding fines based on vehicle size and subsequent potential for catastrophic injury
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
broke: removing speeding cameras because they catch too many people
woke: gearing speeding fines to personal income
bespoke: speeding fines based on vehicle size and subsequent potential for catastrophic injury
woke: gearing speeding fines to personal income
bespoke: speeding fines based on vehicle size and subsequent potential for catastrophic injury
It’s time to update my Ventra App!
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s time to update my Ventra App!
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We're bringing back skip stop, this time with service patterns determined by the day of the week and lunar cycle. This change is intended to help riders be more in touch with natural cycles of the lake
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We're bringing back skip stop, this time with service patterns determined by the day of the week and lunar cycle. This change is intended to help riders be more in touch with natural cycles of the lake
Can you imagine this cat jumping on your boobs?
“Here kitty kitty” ❤️
33 lb Maine Coon
Theodore Scritches McWiggles
TT: tonnagrimm
33 lb Maine Coon
Theodore Scritches McWiggles
TT: tonnagrimm
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Can you imagine this cat jumping on your boobs?
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
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Zohran Mamdani likes Dear Evan Hansen. Donald Trump likes Cats. Maybe they bonded over their terrible taste in musicals.
Trump will absolutely be won over by enthusiasm and energy and believing in something. he's a musicals guy. he's a showman.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Zohran Mamdani likes Dear Evan Hansen. Donald Trump likes Cats. Maybe they bonded over their terrible taste in musicals.
I will probably never be as happy as my big dumb cat who stole a piece of pizza and ran off under the cabinet
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I will probably never be as happy as my big dumb cat who stole a piece of pizza and ran off under the cabinet
Imagining CPD holding a very somber parade that shuts down half the city in memoriam
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Imagining CPD holding a very somber parade that shuts down half the city in memoriam
Mamdani should offer him the very special post of Broadway Czar with a standing slot on the View and see if he’ll quit to take it
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Mamdani should offer him the very special post of Broadway Czar with a standing slot on the View and see if he’ll quit to take it
MeThee - sexpests are all going in the stockades this time
We're doing Woke 2 and MeThree
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
MeThee - sexpests are all going in the stockades this time
It’s only 8:30, but I went to the gym today, so I get to go to bed - see you all at 3 am when I inevitably will be wide awake
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It’s only 8:30, but I went to the gym today, so I get to go to bed - see you all at 3 am when I inevitably will be wide awake
petty complaint, but cookbook publishers need to stop doing very wide books - they look silly on my bookshelves & take up a huge amount of counter space
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
petty complaint, but cookbook publishers need to stop doing very wide books - they look silly on my bookshelves & take up a huge amount of counter space
Alright, I’ve been in Rogers Park 5 months now, time to buy my Clark & Devon hardware store sweatshirt to celebrate the hilarious amount of money I’ve spent there
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Alright, I’ve been in Rogers Park 5 months now, time to buy my Clark & Devon hardware store sweatshirt to celebrate the hilarious amount of money I’ve spent there
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A pair of snowy owls on the coast of Chicago
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A pair of snowy owls on the coast of Chicago
One of my favorites at the Art Institute
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One of my favorites at the Art Institute