Elisende
@elisende.bsky.social
Drinker of scotch, admirer of trees
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I'd be very much up for Feathers McGraw made from boiled eggs
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'd be very much up for Feathers McGraw made from boiled eggs
Truer words were never spoken.
Listen. Space Wizards living in monasteries wielding plasma swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some forceicle midichlorian supremacy.
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Truer words were never spoken.
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RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
How did I not know this is a thing? @johnpaul.bsky.social
If you missed out on the sale of The Wand Company's electronic TOS Tricorder earlier this year, that may have been your only chance — the company tells us that at present, they have not confirmed if another production run will take place.
#StarTrek
#StarTrek
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
How did I not know this is a thing? @johnpaul.bsky.social
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my mac doing its best to telephone a seventeenth century ecclesiastical record 🗃️
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 AM
my mac doing its best to telephone a seventeenth century ecclesiastical record 🗃️
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A deep commitment to anti-wokeness
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A deep commitment to anti-wokeness
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Live. Laugh. LOSE.
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Live. Laugh. LOSE.
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Sotomayor: your tariffs are raising money that American citizens are paying. They are not incidental; they are exercising an Article I power. "Your argument makes no sense."
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sotomayor: your tariffs are raising money that American citizens are paying. They are not incidental; they are exercising an Article I power. "Your argument makes no sense."
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It’s hard to dispel the old stereotypes:
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s hard to dispel the old stereotypes:
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The first word of every European national anthem
October 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The first word of every European national anthem
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free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t
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In its recent ruling, the Hawaii Supreme Court vowed to protect the due process of Hawaii residents; the majority opinion stated that the state constitution offers more safety than the federal constitution’s “suddenly fluid protections.”
Hawaii Supreme Court Expands Rights of Defendants, and Once Again Rebukes SCOTUS
The justices ruled that Hawaii’s constitution requires police to record interrogations. And they vowed to protect due process for Hawaii residents—unlike, they said, the Roberts Court.
boltsmag.org
October 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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the grouchy floof on the left looks like they know some things and would prefer to know fewer things
Sometimes, if you're lucky, you can capture much of their goofiness in one photo. 🪶
September 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
the grouchy floof on the left looks like they know some things and would prefer to know fewer things
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Oh my god this guy.
I don’t think I have ever before learned something interesting from a political ad.
I don’t think I have ever before learned something interesting from a political ad.
September 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh my god this guy.
I don’t think I have ever before learned something interesting from a political ad.
I don’t think I have ever before learned something interesting from a political ad.
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One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
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August 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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chatgpt applies for a job
August 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
chatgpt applies for a job
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Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
August 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,