elise
@elise-elysium.bsky.social
30 ~ a sensitive instrument ~ a dryad in the big city ~ mostly offline 🌬️
audiogynefiles.substack.com
audiogynefiles.substack.com
Pinned
they should make a Shower Rack that doesn’t so Elbows (first thought after hitting elbow on shower rack)
July 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
they should make a Shower Rack that doesn’t so Elbows (first thought after hitting elbow on shower rack)
sock, the “condom of the foot,”
July 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
sock, the “condom of the foot,”
Marjorie: The Greenening
June 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Marjorie: The Greenening
i’m going into battle
Potion of Poisonous Cavorting
June 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i’m going into battle
had a dream that I opened a packet of organic chewing gum and it smelled like rotting squid meat
so then I read the ingredients: Rot, Squid Meat, Organic Cane Sugar
so then I read the label: Rotten Squid Meat Chewing Gum (all-natural!)
so then I read the ingredients: Rot, Squid Meat, Organic Cane Sugar
so then I read the label: Rotten Squid Meat Chewing Gum (all-natural!)
June 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
had a dream that I opened a packet of organic chewing gum and it smelled like rotting squid meat
so then I read the ingredients: Rot, Squid Meat, Organic Cane Sugar
so then I read the label: Rotten Squid Meat Chewing Gum (all-natural!)
so then I read the ingredients: Rot, Squid Meat, Organic Cane Sugar
so then I read the label: Rotten Squid Meat Chewing Gum (all-natural!)
going onto the dark web (turning on incognito mode)
June 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
going onto the dark web (turning on incognito mode)
2:53 - end: some of the greatest music I’ve ever heard. Rest gently, Brian Wilson.
Surf's Up - Remastered 2009
The Beach Boys · Surf's Up · Song · 1971
open.spotify.com
June 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
2:53 - end: some of the greatest music I’ve ever heard. Rest gently, Brian Wilson.
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I wrote about Los Angeles and violence.
newrepublic.com/article/1963...
newrepublic.com/article/1963...
June 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I wrote about Los Angeles and violence.
newrepublic.com/article/1963...
newrepublic.com/article/1963...
i found it: the worst take
June 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
i found it: the worst take
guy 1: [says something emphatically]
guy 2: [repeats it back to him verbatim]
guy 1: “couldn’t have said it better myself.”
guy 2: [repeats it back to him verbatim]
guy 1: “couldn’t have said it better myself.”
June 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
guy 1: [says something emphatically]
guy 2: [repeats it back to him verbatim]
guy 1: “couldn’t have said it better myself.”
guy 2: [repeats it back to him verbatim]
guy 1: “couldn’t have said it better myself.”
Reposted by elise
will powers is a eugenicist
Spoilered for discussion of self-harm.
He also spent considerable energy in that thread telling trans people what it's like to be trans and dictating who is and isn't a "valid" transgender person.
He also spent considerable energy in that thread telling trans people what it's like to be trans and dictating who is and isn't a "valid" transgender person.
June 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
will powers is a eugenicist
for office — #1 worst way to run, hands down
amok is one of the top five worst ways to run
June 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
for office — #1 worst way to run, hands down
aground, ragged, in circles — all serious contenders for the top five
amok is one of the top five worst ways to run
June 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
aground, ragged, in circles — all serious contenders for the top five
afoul, too, terrible way to run
amok is one of the top five worst ways to run
June 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
afoul, too, terrible way to run
roughshod is also up there
amok is one of the top five worst ways to run
June 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
roughshod is also up there
amok is one of the top five worst ways to run
June 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
amok is one of the top five worst ways to run
working on my summer bog body
June 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
working on my summer bog body
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friends with consequences
May 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
friends with consequences
I’m like Bartholomew and the Oobleck if Bartholomew Cubbins were a transsexual and the Oobleck were coming from within
May 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’m like Bartholomew and the Oobleck if Bartholomew Cubbins were a transsexual and the Oobleck were coming from within
mr. Tambourine man is one of the least relatable songs of all time because he says “i’m not sleepy.” good night
May 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
mr. Tambourine man is one of the least relatable songs of all time because he says “i’m not sleepy.” good night
who’s up wielding her Delicious Claymore of Freedom?
Delicious Claymore of Freedom
May 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
who’s up wielding her Delicious Claymore of Freedom?
just a normal Tuesday night for me tbh
Blow the Brigand with the Ancient Longsword of Destruction
May 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
just a normal Tuesday night for me tbh
in the stadium. straight up “Björking it”. and by “it,” haha, well. let’s justr say. My paramore
Hayley Williams performing All Is Full of Love by Bjork @ Give a F*ck Los Angeles
YouTube video by Petals For Armor
youtube.com
May 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
in the stadium. straight up “Björking it”. and by “it,” haha, well. let’s justr say. My paramore