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i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
June 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Happy 4th of July, Batman.
July 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Happy 4th of July, Batman.
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"Mr Vrabel it appears your star WR rocks really hard and is cool as all hell. do you have comment"
Seriously tho, if a video of you doing drugs with a bunch of women surfaces, this is pretty much what you want it to look like.
Everything looks enthusiastically consensual here, only the hardcore anti-drug freaks are gonna find an issue.
Everything looks enthusiastically consensual here, only the hardcore anti-drug freaks are gonna find an issue.
Here's the viral Stefon Diggs party boat video. He is
-flirting with three women simultaneously
-insisting, successfully, that they call him big daddy
-distributing ~something~ pink
-presumably cardi b is off camera somewhere
-flirting with three women simultaneously
-insisting, successfully, that they call him big daddy
-distributing ~something~ pink
-presumably cardi b is off camera somewhere
May 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Mr Vrabel it appears your star WR rocks really hard and is cool as all hell. do you have comment"
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
Pizzaballa got deep dished
May 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Pizzaballa got deep dished
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Go vote, y'all.
It's okay to be completely disheartened with the state of national politics and the endless trolley problem that is the US Presidency.
You've got local elections and direct democracy measures where you can make an impact on things that affect your community.
It's okay to be completely disheartened with the state of national politics and the endless trolley problem that is the US Presidency.
You've got local elections and direct democracy measures where you can make an impact on things that affect your community.
November 6, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Go vote, y'all.
It's okay to be completely disheartened with the state of national politics and the endless trolley problem that is the US Presidency.
You've got local elections and direct democracy measures where you can make an impact on things that affect your community.
It's okay to be completely disheartened with the state of national politics and the endless trolley problem that is the US Presidency.
You've got local elections and direct democracy measures where you can make an impact on things that affect your community.
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anyway I have actual things to do today but one more time, my plea to progressives with a brain: if you’re not willing to challenge people who lie and say everything is a nightmare all the time, you can’t be surprised when those views proliferate and make any kind of progress impossible
October 27, 2023 at 2:49 PM
anyway I have actual things to do today but one more time, my plea to progressives with a brain: if you’re not willing to challenge people who lie and say everything is a nightmare all the time, you can’t be surprised when those views proliferate and make any kind of progress impossible
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I am just now learning that Canada has banned WD-40.
I look forward to watching them slowly grind to a rusty halt.
I look forward to watching them slowly grind to a rusty halt.
September 8, 2023 at 10:44 AM
I am just now learning that Canada has banned WD-40.
I look forward to watching them slowly grind to a rusty halt.
I look forward to watching them slowly grind to a rusty halt.
I haven't seen anyone post Chessie yet. Chessie's not that big in comparison to some of these absolute units but is certainly beloved, just outside of Pittsburgh @darthbluesky.bsky.social
August 31, 2023 at 4:39 PM
I haven't seen anyone post Chessie yet. Chessie's not that big in comparison to some of these absolute units but is certainly beloved, just outside of Pittsburgh @darthbluesky.bsky.social
barbie is oppenheim-her 👏 (i'm sorry)
July 20, 2023 at 2:00 AM
barbie is oppenheim-her 👏 (i'm sorry)
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one of the saddest incel things I’ve ever seen on twitter is the failing attempt to outrage farm by claiming margot robbie is barely mid. we used to have good trolls. nobody wants to work anymore!
July 13, 2023 at 12:43 AM
one of the saddest incel things I’ve ever seen on twitter is the failing attempt to outrage farm by claiming margot robbie is barely mid. we used to have good trolls. nobody wants to work anymore!
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i can't like any lewds because i've invented a woman in my head who is my wife and she's watching my likes and i don't want to upset her
June 22, 2023 at 5:43 PM
i can't like any lewds because i've invented a woman in my head who is my wife and she's watching my likes and i don't want to upset her
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I still can’t believe this article is real
Link: https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgwg9n/taliban-endorses-twitter-over-threads
Link: https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgwg9n/taliban-endorses-twitter-over-threads
July 12, 2023 at 5:12 PM
I still can’t believe this article is real
Link: https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgwg9n/taliban-endorses-twitter-over-threads
Link: https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgwg9n/taliban-endorses-twitter-over-threads
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[me as a knight]
me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?
squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm
me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time
me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?
squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm
me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time
July 8, 2023 at 4:00 PM
[me as a knight]
me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?
squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm
me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time
me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?
squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm
me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time
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“Yes hello I’m Mookie. You’ve been assigned to bunk with me during prospective freshman weekend.’
July 8, 2023 at 3:58 PM
“Yes hello I’m Mookie. You’ve been assigned to bunk with me during prospective freshman weekend.’
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"You complaining that we're breaking the law promotes lawlessness; us breaking the law prevents lawlessness" is probably the most explicitly I've ever seen cop ideology laid out.
July 7, 2023 at 4:48 PM
"You complaining that we're breaking the law promotes lawlessness; us breaking the law prevents lawlessness" is probably the most explicitly I've ever seen cop ideology laid out.
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you went with zuckerberg to a third location, i'm not sure you get to joke about marks anymore
July 7, 2023 at 5:57 AM
you went with zuckerberg to a third location, i'm not sure you get to joke about marks anymore
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