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Eli Barnes Cartoons
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🎨 Cartoonist & Comic Creator | 🧛‍♂️ Bringing humor to the dark side, one panel at a time | 📚

Check out my books on Amazon
Monsters and Mindfulness: amazon.com/gp/product/B0D6L4P8N8
Monsters and Miracles: amazon.com/gp/product/B0DP3RJV9F
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Breaking news: The mystery is solved! 🪵🤓 Five years, countless chalkboards, and enough coffee to power a small country... all to answer the ultimate question.

Any guesses as to the answer?

#ComicRelief #IndieComics #SupportIndieAuthors #EliBarnesCartoons
A cartoon of three quirky scientists wearing glasses, suspenders, and bow ties, seated in front of a chalkboard filled with complex equations, graphs, and calculations. The middle scientist stares straight ahead with a determined expression, while the others appear thoughtful and analytical. Papers with notes are pinned on the board above them. The caption below reads: 'After nearly five years of complex calculations, the boffins have finally determined exactly how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
January 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Parenting fails 101... The more you know!

Let me know in the comments what the coolest wild animal you have ever held or petted is?

#ComicRelief #ParentingFails #IndieComics #DarkHumor #SupportIndieAuthors #EliBarnesCartoons
A cartoon showing a cheerful father and son standing confidently between two menacing velociraptors. The father, smiling, says, 'They're more afraid of you than you are of them,' while the son looks excited and unfazed. The dinosaurs stand tall, staring directly at them with sharp teeth and claws. Below, a caption reads: 'The importance of fact-checking before dispensing parental advice.'
January 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Witch doctor are you here to see... I mean are you here to see the witch doctor? 😯

Have you ever tried traditional healing before? Let me know your experience below.

#DarkHumor #ComicRelief #IndieComics #SupportIndieAuthors #AmazonComics #elibarnescartoons
A cartoon showing a humorous mix-up at a reception desk. A receptionist smiles politely as a woman sitting in front of the desk says, 'No, just a GP please.' The receptionist had just asked, 'You are here to see which doctor?' Behind the desk, a grinning witch doctor with a skull necklace, tribal headdress, and staff is peeking through the door labeled 'Reception.
January 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Sometimes the human experience is just too much to handle. 😂

Howl do you handle it?

#WerewolfHumor #ComicRelief #IndieComics #SupportIndieAuthors #elibarnescartoons
A cartoon of two werewolves in a therapy session. One werewolf, sitting on a couch, looks confused and slightly nervous, while the other werewolf, wearing a suit and glasses, is seated in a therapist's chair, holding a notepad and pen. The therapist says, 'Let me get this straight — every full moon, you turn into a human?' The setting includes a lamp and a framed picture on the wall in a cozy office environment.
January 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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When the leaders are not the experts! 🤔

Would you follow this man, and why / why not?

#ComicRelief #SatiricalHumor #EliBarnesCartoons

For more satire, check out my books—available now on Amazon! 📖
Monsters and Mindfulness: https://buff.ly/4gKAKZQ
Monsters and Miracles: https://buff.ly/4adwyiH
A cartoon depicting a stern-looking man at a podium, speaking into two microphones. Behind him, extreme weather events like a massive wave, lightning, and a house on fire contrast his speech bubble declaring climate change a hoax and claiming the Earth will start getting cooler. His confident expression adds to the irony of the scene.
January 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Sometimes beware of the dog really means beware of the dog 😂
Have you ever seen a Great Dane hiding from a Chihuahua? It's a site to behold. Let me know your funniest Chihuahua story 🤗)

#ChihuahuaDefense #CourtroomDrama #UnexpectedGuardDog #EliBarnesCartoons #IndieAuthors
A courtroom scene features a lawyer defending his client whose Chihuahua, which is atl east 5ft tall and looks absurdly ferocious with sharp teeth and wild eyes. The defendant, seated nearby, is bandaged and battered, clearly regretting his decision to ignore the "Beware of the Chihuahua" sign.
January 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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The most thrilling 50-meter marathon in history. Slow and steady doesn't just win the race—it defines it.

Do you think you'd have the patience to watch this epic competition unfold?

#SlothMarathon #SlowAndSteady #ComedyRace #EliBarnesCartoons #IndieAuthors
A group of sloths stands at the starting line of a 50-meter marathon, each wearing a runner's number and headbands. One sloth looks ready to sprint, while another is already dozing off. A banner reading "MARATHON" hangs overhead, humorously juxtaposed with the short distance indicated on the race clock.
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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When chess strategy takes a romantic turn—what happens on the board stays on the board!

Do you like enemies to lovers tropes?

#ChessRomance #GameOfHearts #StrategicFlirting #EliBarnesCartoons #IndieAuthors
A flirty white queen with long eyelashes and a playful expression leans toward a startled black rook on a chessboard, asking, “So, what ya doin’ after the game?” The rook looks wide-eyed and blushing, caught off guard by the unexpected question. Pieces in the background remain focused on the match, unaware of the queen’s charm offensive.
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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When HR policies reach even the depths of the underworld: customer satisfaction surveys now included!

How do you think you'd score in this performance review?

#HellishHumor #CustomerFeedback #DevilInDetails #elibarnescartoons #indiecartoonists
A scene depicting a devil with a clipboard eagerly taking notes as he asks a disheveled man to rate his torture experience on a scale from 1 to 10. The man looks terrified and confused while sitting on a rock in a lava-filled inferno, complete with pitchforks and fiery mountains in the background.
December 31, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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The aliens have spoken: irony transcends galaxies.

Have you ever felt out of place in a new group? How did you handle it?

#AlienHumor #NewGuyVibes #WeirdoEnergy #elibarnescartoons #indiecartoonist
Two grotesque, identical aliens are having a conversation about not trusting the new guy because he looks weird, and who is a human standing awkwardly in a suit behind them. The irony of their statement highlights their own bizarre appearance compared to the human.
December 31, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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Young Dracula thought he could meditate his way through sunrise. Turns out, some things are non-negotiable—even for vampires.

What’s the most ambitious thing you’ve ever tried to push through with sheer willpower?

#MindOverMatter #VampireHumor #MeditationFails
Young Dracula sits in meditation as the sun rises, with flames and smoke surrounding him. His panicked expression and sweat indicate that his attempt to overcome sunlight through meditation has gone terribly wrong.
December 30, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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The truth is there but people are blind to it.
December 30, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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The problem is that unqualified and frankly idiotic choices have been made for trump's cabinet. we have seen this nepotism play out in many other countries and it never ends well, except for the oligarchs.
December 30, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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Sadly neither. If they admit they were wrong about one thing then they need to admit they are wrong about it all. They just repeat the same old tired rhetorics and maga agree without any conscious thought or fact checking. Now with Maga opposed to president Musk due to the visa debate, who knows.
December 30, 2024 at 10:53 AM
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Bradley’s late-night feast turned out to be a ticking time bomb during his final meditation exam. Some choices are better left uneaten!

Do you think Bradley learned his lesson about pre-exam snacks?

#MeditationHumor #LateNightRegrets #MindfulEating
A nervous novice monk, Bradley, sits among other calm and focused monks during a meditation exam. While the elder monk reads from a scripture at the front of the hall, Bradley looks visibly distressed, sweating and wide-eyed, realizing the consequences of his midnight indulgence in Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, and beans.
December 29, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Things took a very unexpected twist as the classic villain underestimated her opponent—and their guardian.

If you were Dorothy, how would you handle this beastly surprise?

#PlotTwist #WickedWitchFails #FairyTaleRewritten #elibarnescartoons
During a confrontation, the Wicked Witch of the West, riding her broom and gesturing menacingly, declares, “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” Dorothy, standing confidently with her hands on her hips, is flanked by a massive two-headed dog with spiked collars, snarling fiercely. The witch appears startled, caught off guard by the intimidating creature. The scene humorously reimagines a classic moment from The Wizard of Oz.
December 29, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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When mindfulness instructions get a little... misunderstood.

What’s the most unique or confusing piece of advice you’ve ever received?

#mindfulnesshumor #meditationfail #comicrelief #monkishmissteps #elibarnescartoons
A monk gently reminds his skeletal companion that "empty your mind" wasn't meant to be taken literally, as the kneeling figure's brain has visibly liquefied and spilled out, creating a humorous twist on meditation advice.
December 28, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Rugby players call it determination; soccer players call it the end of the world.

Which sport do you think requires the toughest mentality?

#sportsbanter #rugbyvsfootball #athletehumor #elibarnescartoons #sportsmentality #humorincompetition
A rugby player, heavily bandaged and on crutches, insists he's ready to play again, calling his injuries "just a flesh wound." Meanwhile, a soccer player dramatically claims he's "seeing a white light" over a seemingly minor issue, highlighting the humorous contrast between the two sports' stereotypes.
December 28, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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Kathy believed silence was the secret to productive meetings, but the team clearly mistook it as nap time.

What’s the most unusual meeting strategy you’ve encountered?

#workplacehumor #mindfulleadership #officeculture #elibarnescartoons #meetingsgonewrong #mindfulnessfail
Kathy's leadership style is portrayed as overly considerate in this comic. She silently "shushes" her team during a meeting, but most of the attendees are either asleep or on the verge of dozing off. Her attempts at quiet leadership lead to unintentional hilarity.
December 27, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Looking for a hilarious and thought-provoking escape? 📚 Perfect for fun moments of reflection.

🛒 Find them now on Amazon:
👉 Monsters and Mindfulness: https://buff.ly/3ZJWUnQ
👉 Monsters and Miracles: https://buff.ly/3DoJs1f

Treat yourself or share the joy with someone who needs a smile today! �
December 27, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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When world leaders miscommunicate. At least we don't have that proble... never mind.

Have you ever been misunderstood so badly that it led to unintended consequences?

#monstersandmindfulness #monstersandmiracles #elibarnescartoons #intergalacticdiplomacy #universaltranslatorfail #mindfulnesschaos
During an emotional check-in session, Flibberzog Snarklepufz's malfunctioning translator inadvertently triggers an intergalactic war. The comic showcases a chaotic alien council where every participant appears distressed or angry due to the miscommunication caused by the faulty device.
December 27, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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How very mindful, how demu... what is that in the sky and why is it getting so much bigger?

Are dinosaurs the original mindfulness practitioners, or does this T-Rex just seem like it's "zen and extinct"?

#dinosaurs #mindfulness #TRexZen #MonstersAndMindfulness #MonstersAndMiracles
A T-Rex sits peacefully in a meditative pose, eyes closed, with a calm smile. The caption humorously reads, "Despite its tiny arms, new findings indicate that the T-Rex was committed to a mindful way of life."
December 26, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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The ocean is full of wonders, like grateful sharks. Talk about staying positive while hunting!

What’s the most unusual thing you’ve ever been grateful for?

#monstersandmindfulness #elibarnescartoons #sharkhumor #mindfulappreciation #underwaterthoughts
December 24, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Sāmanera Ananda’s meditation was so deep that he might have skipped a century or two.

Have you ever felt like you missed something big while focusing on your inner peace?

#monstersandmindfulness #elibarnescartoons #futurethoughts #meditationhumor #mindfulmoments
A futuristic cityscape with flying cars and advanced technology surrounding a serene monk meditating on a ledge, suggesting the passage of time during his deep meditation. The caption reads. Samanera Ananda couldn't quite put his finger on it, but he had hte distinct feeling that he had been meditating for too long.
December 24, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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Sometimes the quietest panels speak the loudest. Just keep moving, folks... or should you?

What’s the best “nothing to see here” moment you’ve experienced or heard of?

#monstersandmindfulness #elibarnescartoons #comicrelief #minimalistart #funnyquotes
A minimalist cartoon showing an empty panel except for a speech bubble near the bottom that reads, "Move along people, nothing to see here," humorously implying there’s nothing present but still attracting attention.
December 23, 2024 at 8:00 PM