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Eli
@eli-eli1o.bsky.social
Doting cat father to emma 😼 and blair 😸

MBA, MS GIS, MS Homeland Security

Expertise in strategy management and nerd lore.

Retweets =/= endorsements. Most of the time.
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🤷🏿‍♂️
August 20, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Assumptions one can make? The US govt has direct access to private citizen comms via IG, whatsapp, fb, and chatgpt minimum.
Technically, they shouldnt be allowed to use said data to prosecute. But do you truly believe that? Plus if terror related its likely a FISA court.
June 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wife needs to hit him with this
June 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Saw this on reddit and it's a fact
June 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You cannot swing a cat in the DMV rn without hitting someone unemployed with the kind of credentials that would ordinarily see the govt froth at the mouth to employ.

And yet we have a 22 yr old appointed to lead DHS in antiterrorism....
June 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
PSG v Inter in a nutshell
May 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
May 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
May 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I imagine sometimes there's some friendly fire with ones pretending to be black online lol
May 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The road:
May 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Unfollowed and muted
April 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
April 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
See, this is why I don't always auto follow back. Bc this guy popped up, and when I looked at his posts I quickly realized he's... not well.

A liberal kind, though (i think), which is refreshing in this day and age 🫠
April 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
0 likes 18 quotes 😂

Let people enjoy things
April 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Someone was out doing their spring dog photo shoot earlier??

@washprobs.bsky.social
March 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hit em with the
March 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
They are basically using DEI as an N word atp, while actively suppressing and erasing minortities'share of US history.
March 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Me to my match of the day 😂
#onepiece
March 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Yall mfers have selective concentration. Or you just gonna gloss over the complete erosion of checks and balances, banning of abortion, incarceration and deportation of immigrants, packing of courts, flatlining of the economy, etc.

No one said VP Harris was perfect. Now grow tf up PLEASE
March 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My phone autocorrected sexual to asexual
March 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Seen on the metro today. And tbf its true.
March 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A BAR
March 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You know what they replied before I blocked this one too? "For you to know I'm real" 😂😂😂😂

Do they actually get people with that line? And why are they always using pics of asian women? Thats lowkey weird.
March 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Was kyrie irvings "blacks are the real jews" stuff worse than the ACTUAL NAZI SALUTES coming out the republican party?

Cause kyrie nearly got packed up over that. But elon and bannon out here all chummy with ADL and AIPAC
February 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM