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Elfie
@elfgrove.bsky.social
Elfie, cat mom to Sylvie, my "gilded tuxedo" calico cat.

🧵 cosplayer, plush maker, ex-Southerner transplanted to SoCali.
https://linktr.ee/elfgrove
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Gathering materials for my next plush projects.
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The DOT also reportedly plans to rescind requirements that airlines disclose junk fees. It's also planning to redefine what flight cancellations would require refunds for passengers.

Both Delta and United gave $1 million to the Trump inauguration fund.

Everything is for sale.
BREAKING: The Trump administration is officially withdrawing a Biden-era plan to require airlines to pay passengers cash compensation when flight disruptions are caused by the airlines.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Shame needs to make a roaring comeback. Not just shame, but "you have dishonored me/my family/my little dog" posturing followed by aggressive immediate teeth-inna-gutter consequences.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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All I can think about when I see this...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dzO...
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Stephen King: “I wrote Pet Sematary as a cautionary tale of what happens when a grief and despair overpower the order of a natural world”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Reshoot this ad frame for frame with the woman just talking to the air (which is what she is in fact doing) and an ominous synth score, and it’s an A24 elevated horror trailer
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Tomorrow I will be taking the loaves off the shop for the weekend, as they travel with me to Nantes for Art to Play!!
a lil group shot of my cat loaf worry stones!! at this size are they even loafs? maybe they're cat cookies 🥹🤲
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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never logging off this torment nexus
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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They’re all just looting the treasury now
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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In the end, don’t we all want the same thing?
A mossy haunted cottage in the woods, tea and snacks to share with the wild forest folk, and a lending library of books that would make the old gods blush?
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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The degree to which rich airheads can say anything and get multiple media sources to cover it in mind-numbing detail is disgusting
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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“Is not cat, is Popple!”

(H/t @seananmcguire.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Return the Black Hills to native people. Other places would also be good, don’t get me wrong, but there is so much mineral wealth in the Black Hills that deserves infinitely better stewardship and isn’t gonna get it as long as mining companies can just walk onto public land.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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BREAKING: The Trump administration is officially withdrawing a Biden-era plan to require airlines to pay passengers cash compensation when flight disruptions are caused by the airlines.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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As of 2015, the entire city of Atlanta was projected to have a water footprint of ~327 billion gallons per year by 2050 (👇🏾)

Current "AI" trends project an industry-wide water footprint of ~489 bgal/year by 2030.

Yes some other stuff uses more. That's bad too. But we're talking about this right now
Natural Resources - Impact and Updates - ARC
Securing a Sustainable Future for Metro Atlanta As metro Atlanta’s population continues to grow, protecting our natural environment becomes even more important to securing a healthy and sustainable fu...
atlantaregional.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Indeed, bus shelter kitty sticker.

"Waow," indeed.
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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If you're looking for a way to make life better, foster a dog or cat. Austin Animal Center is full & needs community support.
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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for example: we just watched Joyce Carol Oates break Elon Musk’s psyche into 20,000 wriggling maggot-like pieces, and she said nothing anyone could ever construe as a bannable threat in the process
also the self-censorship people on here just sound Iike naive children to me

you can in fact viciously and highly effective criticize evil people without giving them needless points of vulnerability to get you back with
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I do agree that Bluesky massively needs to improve how it notifies people about suspensions - it needs to be 100% clear what it was for, and how long the suspension will last.
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I don’t really have a moral take one way or another on saying threatening things about horrible people, but I do think in times like these, it feels like saying them on a 100% public social media website is a pointless risk
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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especially in these incredibly high tension times, you should simply not make even super obvious jokes about killing people on social media websites imo

and I get why websites like Bluesky are taking this stuff rather seriously at this particular point in time, personally
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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all I’m gonna say is that I am a life-long slightly edgy poster and I’ve never caught a suspension or a ban anywhere - because it is in fact quite easy to avoid crossing the “this joke could possibly be construed as a violent threat” line on social media
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Sylvie: You can't leave for work if I flop on your foot, right? Mom? MOM?
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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this highlights something my brothers and I independently discovered decades ago: while it can be creepy to play a major key piece in a minor key, you fully enter uncanny valley territory if you play a minor key piece in a major key
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM