Hello I'm so sorry, this is the first time I've logged on in Months so only seeing this now 😬

Omg it's finally ended. I can't wait for the next episode where she makes crumpets for the hairdresser who does her Botox.

"I've never seen a candle wick not in a candle" - imagine what didn't make the edit.

Oh. He was her makeup artist. Sure. An employee. That's why he looks so comfortable and relaxed around her.

They had to repeat the same filler shot of honey pouring off a spoon because that was more interesting then her talking to her "close friend"

I was hoping for a nice brain bath with a lovely trad wife. But fucking hell.

I promise you I had every intention of reading a book on this train. But the pull of spending my energy on inane tweets for literally nobody proved to be too much.

Same if it turns out to be a scam.

If they have canapes. For a midweek party for off-camera scum I'm envisaging a damp Wearhouse, an iPod shuffle playing Christmas hits on repeat and a buffet table with crisps and a bottle of echo fall rose.

Either way I'm excited to be there! Told the bf it was v important so he had to take the day of work to look after the baby. But it's not important at all. Unless you really care about canapes.

A scam or I am so far down the BBC's list of who to celebrate they've carved out a Wednesday evening at the beginning of December for me. Which feels about right.

They're paying for my train, a hotel AND a black cab to the event, which feels very cool... but it's Wednesday. A swanky midweek Xmas party?

Could be a scam.

Saw it this week, honestly thought our version was more cinematic.

Ti'n neis 💛