The only time I'm on this app is when the commute is looooong.

I'm watching the Meghan Marke show and it is one of the most dull things I've ever seen.

A genuine effort to watch it to the end.

I'm driven by 80% revenge and 20% midnight snacks.

Once again popping up to remind you that controlling what someone does with their body is fundamentally right-wing, and if you are campaigning for the removal of bodily autonomy in one area you should NOT be surprised when you lose bodily autonomy in other areas. It is NOT feminist to be anti-trans.

I'm finally on my way to my first ever industry Christmas party 🥳

1st time I was invited - I was too pregnant

2nd time - I was too busy caring for disabled boyfriend & baby 🤏🎻

3rd time's - the charm*

*Career ender.

My life's goal is to own a dog only joking I want a wolf.

Just caught my gruff farmer brother on the phone secretly ordering "One ticket for Wicked on Friday night please" 🤣

The only person who cries more than Cynthia and Ariana in interviews is Jordan Peterson.

Pros - Feeling myself.
Cons - Not Beyonce.

You know works? Negging. If it didn't, there wouldn't be a name for it. People would just be like why is ugly paul being mean to Sandra?

I'd love to be one of those women who look so cool and sexy in baseball hat. Unfortunately what I look like is a Pokémon trainer.

Anyone else feeling a bit weird about starting back up here with your pre-Musk twitter personality?

Here we go again then lads