Elena
@elenasquareeyes.bsky.social
She/her. Films, books, (mostly retired) tennis players & personal family drama.
“As you can see I’m a disaster in everything but I’m trying hard guys.”
Blog: https://elenasquareeyes.com
“As you can see I’m a disaster in everything but I’m trying hard guys.”
Blog: https://elenasquareeyes.com
Guess who got in their first car accident?
a woman in a sweater is sitting in a chair and smiling .
Alt: A blonde woman in a sweater is sitting in a chair and smiling saying “this girl”.
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December 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Guess who got in their first car accident?
So happy for Balvinder and Karen!!! Want them both in the final and for Karen to win but it’d also be wonderful if Dance Off Survivor Bal won the whole thing #Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So happy for Balvinder and Karen!!! Want them both in the final and for Karen to win but it’d also be wonderful if Dance Off Survivor Bal won the whole thing #Strictly
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If anyone needs me, I’m writing National Treasure 3
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If anyone needs me, I’m writing National Treasure 3
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Because of plumbing and leaks and emergency plumber visits I now have two tickets for @watsoncomedian.bsky.social tonight at The Steamworks in Sheffield available and I'll sell them on for £30 for both so dm if interested
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Because of plumbing and leaks and emergency plumber visits I now have two tickets for @watsoncomedian.bsky.social tonight at The Steamworks in Sheffield available and I'll sell them on for £30 for both so dm if interested
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
A bit overlong but the songs and the general sense of whimsy were lovely. The Child Catcher was seriously creepy and would’ve definitely freaked me out if I watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a child.
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A bit overlong but the songs and the general sense of whimsy were lovely. The Child Catcher was seriously creepy and would’ve definitely freaked me out if I watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a child.
I’ve never seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang but it’s on TV so I’m gonna rectify that.
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I’ve never seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang but it’s on TV so I’m gonna rectify that.
Just got in from getting mum a paper from the village shop and now I plan to do very little this weekend besides watch films, shows, and read my book because for once I don’t have anything I have to do on my days off (unless I’ve forgotten something)
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Just got in from getting mum a paper from the village shop and now I plan to do very little this weekend besides watch films, shows, and read my book because for once I don’t have anything I have to do on my days off (unless I’ve forgotten something)
After watching Prime Minister (a really interesting documentary about Jacinda Ardern) at the cinema yesterday, I’ve now watched #52FilmsByWomen this year with a couple of weeks to go.
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52 Films by Women 2025
Once again, I've pledged to watch (at least) 52 films directed by women this year. This list has all the films made by women that I have watched for this challenge.
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December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
After watching Prime Minister (a really interesting documentary about Jacinda Ardern) at the cinema yesterday, I’ve now watched #52FilmsByWomen this year with a couple of weeks to go.
boxd.it/DUyIg
boxd.it/DUyIg
EBU’s decision is so frustrating. The double standard of kicking Russia out of #Eurovision but not Israel is ridiculous. “United by Music” my arse.
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
EBU’s decision is so frustrating. The double standard of kicking Russia out of #Eurovision but not Israel is ridiculous. “United by Music” my arse.
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2011: Social media powered the Arab Spring! 🥰
2015: What if social media powered an Arab Spring directed at *us* 😱
2015: What if social media powered an Arab Spring directed at *us* 😱
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 AM
2011: Social media powered the Arab Spring! 🥰
2015: What if social media powered an Arab Spring directed at *us* 😱
2015: What if social media powered an Arab Spring directed at *us* 😱
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Joanne will never run out of money because people keep buying her stuff, and so this will keep happening. SLAPP after SLAPP until trans people are completely drummed out of public existence and nobody will do a thing about it
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Joanne will never run out of money because people keep buying her stuff, and so this will keep happening. SLAPP after SLAPP until trans people are completely drummed out of public existence and nobody will do a thing about it
Tonight’s double bill at the cinema - both were funny, touching, and all around excellent.
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Tonight’s double bill at the cinema - both were funny, touching, and all around excellent.
Think I’ve actually given myself a bit of a headache trying to wrap my brain around the monthly banking. My brain isn’t made for such things. Even though I do it every month I just can’t get a hang of it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Think I’ve actually given myself a bit of a headache trying to wrap my brain around the monthly banking. My brain isn’t made for such things. Even though I do it every month I just can’t get a hang of it.
Not watched enough (good) films to have a #Top5FirstViews this month so here’s my 3 favourite first time watches of November:
- Last Christmas (2019)
- Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
- Predator: Badlands (2025)
- Last Christmas (2019)
- Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
- Predator: Badlands (2025)
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Not watched enough (good) films to have a #Top5FirstViews this month so here’s my 3 favourite first time watches of November:
- Last Christmas (2019)
- Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
- Predator: Badlands (2025)
- Last Christmas (2019)
- Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
- Predator: Badlands (2025)
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
My votes this week are:
- 4 votes for Karen & Carlos
- 1 vote for Amber & Nikita purely for Nikita’s outfit and the car crash end to their Instant Dance
#Strictly
- 4 votes for Karen & Carlos
- 1 vote for Amber & Nikita purely for Nikita’s outfit and the car crash end to their Instant Dance
#Strictly
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My votes this week are:
- 4 votes for Karen & Carlos
- 1 vote for Amber & Nikita purely for Nikita’s outfit and the car crash end to their Instant Dance
#Strictly
- 4 votes for Karen & Carlos
- 1 vote for Amber & Nikita purely for Nikita’s outfit and the car crash end to their Instant Dance
#Strictly
I’m with Anton, I want this Instant Dance chaos every week! Not laughed that hard in ages - mostly at Nikita’s outfit but the stuff back stage of them scrambling to get into their outfits was also hilarious #Strictly
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m with Anton, I want this Instant Dance chaos every week! Not laughed that hard in ages - mostly at Nikita’s outfit but the stuff back stage of them scrambling to get into their outfits was also hilarious #Strictly
