Layna Allegra
@elenaallegra.bsky.social
I believe Erin is the probable cause for all the seagulls hanging out on the National Mall this morning.
ERIN Beach Impacts (VA/MD/DE)
⏰ Worst: Wed night → Fri AM (peaking Thu PM)
💨 Gusts 35–50 mph (see image)
🌊 Waves 7–14 ft (highest VA)
🌊 Coastal flooding likely Thu → Fri AM
⚠️ Rip currents & erosion
Full update ⬇️
🔗 www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
⏰ Worst: Wed night → Fri AM (peaking Thu PM)
💨 Gusts 35–50 mph (see image)
🌊 Waves 7–14 ft (highest VA)
🌊 Coastal flooding likely Thu → Fri AM
⚠️ Rip currents & erosion
Full update ⬇️
🔗 www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
August 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I believe Erin is the probable cause for all the seagulls hanging out on the National Mall this morning.
My program director's worst trait is sending all of her ideas all at once in brain dump emails.
When she was second in command, I could ignore them. Now I have to point out the obvious problematic flaws in each.
I have been working in fundraising for 10+ years.
When she was second in command, I could ignore them. Now I have to point out the obvious problematic flaws in each.
I have been working in fundraising for 10+ years.
July 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My program director's worst trait is sending all of her ideas all at once in brain dump emails.
When she was second in command, I could ignore them. Now I have to point out the obvious problematic flaws in each.
I have been working in fundraising for 10+ years.
When she was second in command, I could ignore them. Now I have to point out the obvious problematic flaws in each.
I have been working in fundraising for 10+ years.
I have an older colleague who is generally great about a lot of things. Can take control and pivot at a moment's notice, but...
Anything requiring a conversation with our finance team means that I get an email, asking me, as our Ass. Dir. of Operations, to do it instead. 🙄
Anything requiring a conversation with our finance team means that I get an email, asking me, as our Ass. Dir. of Operations, to do it instead. 🙄
July 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I have an older colleague who is generally great about a lot of things. Can take control and pivot at a moment's notice, but...
Anything requiring a conversation with our finance team means that I get an email, asking me, as our Ass. Dir. of Operations, to do it instead. 🙄
Anything requiring a conversation with our finance team means that I get an email, asking me, as our Ass. Dir. of Operations, to do it instead. 🙄
Single again, so I invited an old crush (never dated, never slept together) to join me in Mexico. And he said yes!
June 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Single again, so I invited an old crush (never dated, never slept together) to join me in Mexico. And he said yes!
Three hours into a three minute call
Some gambler wondered if she'd just won it all.
Some gambler wondered if she'd just won it all.
Ok everyone tell me your favourite song lyrics??
Mine are
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is rapidly aging
Mine are
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is rapidly aging
May 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Three hours into a three minute call
Some gambler wondered if she'd just won it all.
Some gambler wondered if she'd just won it all.
Instagram only moment: the awkward feeling when someone adds you to their close friends list and you've only met twice.
May 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Instagram only moment: the awkward feeling when someone adds you to their close friends list and you've only met twice.
The far-right hates the new pope, and that makes me proud to be catholic. A lapsed catholic, yes, but confirmed.
May 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The far-right hates the new pope, and that makes me proud to be catholic. A lapsed catholic, yes, but confirmed.
Maybe just me, but feels sus to be working on press clippings for the administration on your laptop on metro.
Like if I can see you logging into your work VPN, you shouldn't be doing this so publicly on the red line.
Like if I can see you logging into your work VPN, you shouldn't be doing this so publicly on the red line.
April 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Maybe just me, but feels sus to be working on press clippings for the administration on your laptop on metro.
Like if I can see you logging into your work VPN, you shouldn't be doing this so publicly on the red line.
Like if I can see you logging into your work VPN, you shouldn't be doing this so publicly on the red line.
For someone with childhood trauma that takes the form of 'no one wants to hang out with me,' it's very healing to have two small furry creatures who will go out of their way to sleep near me as much as possible.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
For someone with childhood trauma that takes the form of 'no one wants to hang out with me,' it's very healing to have two small furry creatures who will go out of their way to sleep near me as much as possible.
God bless Cory Booker.
April 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
God bless Cory Booker.
But his emails:
wapo.st/42dVyTk
wapo.st/42dVyTk
Waltz and staff used Gmail for government communications, officials say
Trump’s national security adviser is trying to manage his way out of a crisis. But new revelations about his team’s operational security are piling up in the inbox.
wapo.st
April 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
But his emails:
wapo.st/42dVyTk
wapo.st/42dVyTk
I need a legal way to push through my exhaustion. Coffee can't even push through
March 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I need a legal way to push through my exhaustion. Coffee can't even push through
@nytimes.com The Daily and @crooked.com in sync today.
March 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
@nytimes.com The Daily and @crooked.com in sync today.
Looking for the recipe...
March 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Looking for the recipe...
Why did this make me laugh? Maybe because a collapsing universe seems like the least of our problems atm.
www.npr.org/2025/03/20/n...
www.npr.org/2025/03/20/n...
Dark energy is weakening and the universe could (eventually) collapse, study says
The Dark Energy Spectroscopic Instrument (DESI) is studying dark energy and the accelerated expansion of the universe.
www.npr.org
March 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Why did this make me laugh? Maybe because a collapsing universe seems like the least of our problems atm.
www.npr.org/2025/03/20/n...
www.npr.org/2025/03/20/n...
So who's gonna tell Donald that there is no such thing as US champagne?
Donald Trump threatens 200% tariff on EU wine and champagne
Donald Trump threatens 200% tariff on EU wine and champagne
US president says levy on alcohol imports would be retaliation for ‘nasty’ 50% tariff imposed on bourbon whiskey
* US politics live – latest updates
Donald Trump has threatened a 200% tariff on wine and champagne from EU countries, in the latest…
www.theguardian.com
March 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So who's gonna tell Donald that there is no such thing as US champagne?
Just 9 months old, and already tired and overwhelmed.
March 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Just 9 months old, and already tired and overwhelmed.
*whisper* 'Don't check your 401K, don't check your 401K, don't check your stocks.'
March 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
*whisper* 'Don't check your 401K, don't check your 401K, don't check your stocks.'
Tiktok definitely thinks I'm queer.
March 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Tiktok definitely thinks I'm queer.
I am so ashameded of the leader of the United States.
God bless President Zelensky, he is a true leader. Pray for Ukraine.
God bless President Zelensky, he is a true leader. Pray for Ukraine.
February 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I am so ashameded of the leader of the United States.
God bless President Zelensky, he is a true leader. Pray for Ukraine.
God bless President Zelensky, he is a true leader. Pray for Ukraine.
Fuck me, why is it so hard to fundraise when Republivans are in charge?
I've only ever had good fundraising years as a non-profit under Democratic presidents.
I mean, on a base level I know why, but it's killing my professional self-esteem.
I've only ever had good fundraising years as a non-profit under Democratic presidents.
I mean, on a base level I know why, but it's killing my professional self-esteem.
February 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fuck me, why is it so hard to fundraise when Republivans are in charge?
I've only ever had good fundraising years as a non-profit under Democratic presidents.
I mean, on a base level I know why, but it's killing my professional self-esteem.
I've only ever had good fundraising years as a non-profit under Democratic presidents.
I mean, on a base level I know why, but it's killing my professional self-esteem.
Someone does not like the emergency vet.
But we wouldn't be here, if you didn't throw up 4 times in 45 minutes.
But we wouldn't be here, if you didn't throw up 4 times in 45 minutes.
February 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Someone does not like the emergency vet.
But we wouldn't be here, if you didn't throw up 4 times in 45 minutes.
But we wouldn't be here, if you didn't throw up 4 times in 45 minutes.
My boyfriend is a lawyer. He's been working late every night this week, so tonight I brought over beer, sushi, abd ice cream.
It's 10:55 pm and he's still on a work call and drafting a detailed memo.
I've got a good book, though.
It's 10:55 pm and he's still on a work call and drafting a detailed memo.
I've got a good book, though.
February 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My boyfriend is a lawyer. He's been working late every night this week, so tonight I brought over beer, sushi, abd ice cream.
It's 10:55 pm and he's still on a work call and drafting a detailed memo.
I've got a good book, though.
It's 10:55 pm and he's still on a work call and drafting a detailed memo.
I've got a good book, though.